[Verse 1]
I am a man, as a man I've been told
Bacon is brought to the house in this mold
Born of your bellies, I yearn for the cord
Years I have groveled, repentance ignored
[Chorus 1]
And I have been blamed
And I have repented
I'm working my way toward our union mended
[Verse 2]
I am man who has grown from a son
Been crucified by enraged women
I am a son who was raised by such men
I'm often reminded of the fools I'm among
[Chorus 2]
And I have been shamed
And I have relented
I'm working my way toward our union mended
And I have been shamed
And I have repented
I'm working my way toward our union mended
[Bridge]
We don't fare well with endless reprimands, and
We don't do well with a life served as a sentence, and
This won't work well if you're hell bent on your offense
'Cause I am a man who understands your reticence
[Verse 3]
I am a man who still does what he can
To dispel our archaic reputation
I am a man who has heard all he can
'Cause I don't fare well with endless punishment
[Chorus 3]
Because I have been blamed
And I have repented
I'm working my way toward our union mended
And we have been blamed
And we have repented
I'm working my way toward our union mended
[Bridge]
We don't fare well with endless reprimands, and
We don't do well with a life served as a sentence, and
This won't work well if you're hell bent on your offense
'cause I am a man who understands your reticence
I am a man, as a man I've been told
Bacon is brought to the house in this mold
Born of your bellies, I yearn for the cord
Years I have groveled, repentance ignored
[Chorus 1]
And I have been blamed
And I have repented
I'm working my way toward our union mended
[Verse 2]
I am man who has grown from a son
Been crucified by enraged women
I am a son who was raised by such men
I'm often reminded of the fools I'm among
[Chorus 2]
And I have been shamed
And I have relented
I'm working my way toward our union mended
And I have been shamed
And I have repented
I'm working my way toward our union mended
[Bridge]
We don't fare well with endless reprimands, and
We don't do well with a life served as a sentence, and
This won't work well if you're hell bent on your offense
'Cause I am a man who understands your reticence
[Verse 3]
I am a man who still does what he can
To dispel our archaic reputation
I am a man who has heard all he can
'Cause I don't fare well with endless punishment
[Chorus 3]
Because I have been blamed
And I have repented
I'm working my way toward our union mended
And we have been blamed
And we have repented
I'm working my way toward our union mended
[Bridge]
We don't fare well with endless reprimands, and
We don't do well with a life served as a sentence, and
This won't work well if you're hell bent on your offense
'cause I am a man who understands your reticence
- Eight Easy Steps - Single (2004)