Songwriter: Bob Ezrin Dick Wagner Alice Cooper
Producer: Bob Ezrin
We're in trouble all the time
You read about us all in the papers
We walk around and bump into walls
A blind delegation
And we ain't afraid of high power
We're bullet proof
And we've never heard of Eisenhower
Missile power, justice or truth
We're the Department of Youth
Your new Department of Youth
We're the Department of Youth
Just me and youth
We talk about this whole stupid world
And still come out laughing, ha!
We never make any sense
But hell, that never mattered
But we'll make it through our blackest hour
We're living proof
And we've never heard of Billy Sunday
Damon Runyon, manners or couth
We're the Department of Youth
Your new Department of Youth
We're the Department of Youth
Just me and youth
We're the Department of Youth
The new Department of Youth
We're the Department of Youth
The new Department of Youth
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
"Who's got the power?"
"We do"
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
"We got the power"
"Yeah"
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
"We got the power"
"Yeah"
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
"And who gave it to you?"
"Donny Osmond"
"What?"
You read about us all in the papers
We walk around and bump into walls
A blind delegation
And we ain't afraid of high power
We're bullet proof
And we've never heard of Eisenhower
Missile power, justice or truth
We're the Department of Youth
Your new Department of Youth
We're the Department of Youth
Just me and youth
We talk about this whole stupid world
And still come out laughing, ha!
We never make any sense
But hell, that never mattered
But we'll make it through our blackest hour
We're living proof
And we've never heard of Billy Sunday
Damon Runyon, manners or couth
We're the Department of Youth
Your new Department of Youth
We're the Department of Youth
Just me and youth
We're the Department of Youth
The new Department of Youth
We're the Department of Youth
The new Department of Youth
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
"Who's got the power?"
"We do"
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
"We got the power"
"Yeah"
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
"We got the power"
"Yeah"
We're the Department of Youth
We've got the power
"And who gave it to you?"
"Donny Osmond"
"What?"
Mascara and Monsters: The Best of Alice Cooper
- I’m Eighteen
- Desperado
- Generation Landslide
- Under My Wheels
- How You Gonna See Me Now
- Clones (We’re All)
- Only Women Bleed
- Muscle of Love
- Department of Youth
- Welcome to My Nightmare (Single Version)
- From the Inside
- I Never Cry
- School’s Out
- Be My Lover
- Billion Dollar Babies
- No More Mr. Nice Guy
- Teenage Lament ’74
- Poison
- Elected
- Is It My Body
- Hello, Hooray
- You and Me (Single Version)
- Poison
- School’s Out
- No More Mr. Nice Guy
- I’m Eighteen
- Billion Dollar Babies
- Ballad of Dwight Fry
- Only Women Bleed
- Steven
- Feed My Frankenstein
- Go to Hell
- Welcome to My Nightmare
- I Love the Dead
- Hey Stoopid
- Dead Babies
- Make That Money (Scrooge’s Song)
- B.B. on Mars
- It Rained All Night
- Simple Disobedience
- Years Ago
- Luney Tune
- Might as Well Be on Mars
- Respect for the Sleepers (demo)
- I Just Wanna Be God
- Damned If You Do