Songwriter: Alice Cooper Dennis Dunaway Glen Buxton Michael Bruce Neal Smith
Producer: Alice Cooper
I got my invitation to the annual levity ball
Seeing the location is within the mirrored room
Walking in my room I found I had nothing to find
I got into my evening wear and left my clothes behind
I sat down at the stairway seven hours at a time
Writing all of this poetry that I knew would never rhyme
The memory I know I must have had when I came in
Was of some place I'd never ever been
And then in came a cake all decorated in my name
With four paper brown candles are all spelling out this name
The clock was passing out from time to time
I saw it all at the beginning of the ending of my first levity ball
Seeing the location is within the mirrored room
Walking in my room I found I had nothing to find
I got into my evening wear and left my clothes behind
I sat down at the stairway seven hours at a time
Writing all of this poetry that I knew would never rhyme
The memory I know I must have had when I came in
Was of some place I'd never ever been
And then in came a cake all decorated in my name
With four paper brown candles are all spelling out this name
The clock was passing out from time to time
I saw it all at the beginning of the ending of my first levity ball
The Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper
- Under My Wheels [The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years]
- I Am the Future
- Who Do You Think We Are
- I Got a Line on You
- Teenage Frankenstein
- Look at You Over There, Ripping the Sawdust from My Teddybear
- Gutter Cat vs. The Jets
- Road Rats
- Former Lee Warmer
- No Time for Tears
- See Me in the Mirror
- Prince of Darkness
- Pain
- Department of Youth
- Muscle of Love
- Mr. & Misdemeanor
- Lost in America
- Fire
- Call It Evil (Demo)
- Levity Ball
- Man with the Golden Gun
- Lay Down and Die, Goodbye
- Don’t Blow Your Mind
- Caught in a Dream
- Respect for the Sleepers (demo)
- Identity Crisises
- He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask) (Movie Mix)
- Space Pirates
- I’m Flash
- Is Anyone Home?
- Welcome to My Nightmare
- Hard Rock Summer
- He’s Back (Demo)
- Escape
- Slick Black Limousine
- For Britain Only
- Reflected
- Nobody Likes Me (Demo)
- Tag, You’re It
- Only Women Bleed
- Hands of Death (Spookshow 2000 mix)
- No Tricks
- Refrigerator Heaven
- Because
- Ballad of Dwight Fry
- Elected
- Poison
- Go to Hell
- Hey Stoopid
- Teenage Lament ’74
- No More Mr. Nice Guy
- Billion Dollar Babies
- Feed My Frankenstein
- It’s Hot Tonight
- Be My Lover
- School’s Out
- I Love the Dead
- Is It My Body
- Killer
- Hello, Hooray
- Clones (We’re All)
- Working Up a Sweat
- How You Gonna See Me Now
- Under My Wheels
- Stolen Prayer
- Dead Babies
- Freedom
- Trash
- Cold Ethyl
- Only My Heart Talkin’
- You and Me
- Desperado
- It’s Me
- From the Inside
- Serious
- I Love America
- I Never Cry
- I’m Eighteen
- Poison
- School’s Out
- No More Mr. Nice Guy
- I’m Eighteen
- Billion Dollar Babies
- Ballad of Dwight Fry
- Only Women Bleed
- Steven
- Feed My Frankenstein
- Go to Hell
- Welcome to My Nightmare
- I Love the Dead
- Hey Stoopid
- Dead Babies
- Make That Money (Scrooge’s Song)
- B.B. on Mars
- It Rained All Night
- Simple Disobedience
- Years Ago
- Luney Tune
- Might as Well Be on Mars
- Respect for the Sleepers (demo)
- I Just Wanna Be God
- Damned If You Do