Featuring: Mylo
Songwriter: Amy Winehouse
Producer: Mylo Salaam Remi
When you walk in the bar and you're dressed like a star
Rockin' your F me pumps
And the men notice you with your Gucci bag crew
Can't tell who he's lookin' to
Cause you all look the same everyone knows your name
And that's your whole claim to fame
Never miss a night cause your dream in life
Is to be a footballer's wife
You don't like players that's what you say-a
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire
You don't like ballers they don't do nothing for ya
But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller
You're more than a fan lookin' for a man
But you end up with one-night stands
He could be your whole life if you got past one night
But that part never goes right
In the morning you're vexed he's onto the next
And you didn't even get no text
Don't be too upset if they call you a sket
'Cause like the news everyday you get pressed
You don't like players that's what you say-a
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire
Or them big ballers don't do nothing for ya
But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller
You can't sit down right 'cause your jeans are too tight
And you're lucky it's ladies' night
With your big empty purse every week it gets worse
At least your breasts cost more than hers
So you did Miami 'cause you got there for free
But somehow you missed the plane
You did too much E, met somebody
And spent the night getting caned
Without girls like you there'd be no fun
We'd go to the club and not see anyone
Without girls like you there's no nightlife
All those men just go home to their wives
Don't be mad at me 'cause you're pushing thirty
And your old tricks no longer work
You should have known from the jump
That you'd always get dumped
So dust off your fuck me pumps
Rockin' your F me pumps
And the men notice you with your Gucci bag crew
Can't tell who he's lookin' to
Cause you all look the same everyone knows your name
And that's your whole claim to fame
Never miss a night cause your dream in life
Is to be a footballer's wife
You don't like players that's what you say-a
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire
You don't like ballers they don't do nothing for ya
But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller
You're more than a fan lookin' for a man
But you end up with one-night stands
He could be your whole life if you got past one night
But that part never goes right
In the morning you're vexed he's onto the next
And you didn't even get no text
Don't be too upset if they call you a sket
'Cause like the news everyday you get pressed
You don't like players that's what you say-a
But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire
Or them big ballers don't do nothing for ya
But you'd love a rich man six foot two or taller
You can't sit down right 'cause your jeans are too tight
And you're lucky it's ladies' night
With your big empty purse every week it gets worse
At least your breasts cost more than hers
So you did Miami 'cause you got there for free
But somehow you missed the plane
You did too much E, met somebody
And spent the night getting caned
Without girls like you there'd be no fun
We'd go to the club and not see anyone
Without girls like you there's no nightlife
All those men just go home to their wives
Don't be mad at me 'cause you're pushing thirty
And your old tricks no longer work
You should have known from the jump
That you'd always get dumped
So dust off your fuck me pumps
The Other Side of Amy Winehouse: B-Sides, Remixes & Rarities
- You Know I’m No Good
- Take the Box (The Headquarters Mix)
- Best Friend (Acoustic)
- Fuck Me Pumps (Mylo Remix)
- Don’t Go to Strangers (Live On Jools Holland the Hootenanny / 2006)
- Love Is A Losing Game (Original Demo)
- Fuck Me Pumps (MJ Cole Remix)
- Get Over It
- Back to Black (The Rumble Strips Remix)
- He Can Only Hold Her (P*Nut Demo)
- Back to Black (Zilla Rocca Remix)
- Rehab (Desert Eagle Discs Remix)
- You Know I’m No Good (Skeewiff Remix)
- Rehab (I Can’t Help Myself Remix)
- Beat It
- Tears Dry on Their Own (Eric Clapton Remix)
- Fool’s Gold
- Best for Me
- You Know I’m No Good (BBC 1 Radio Live Lounge)
- Valerie (Version Revisited)
- To Know Him Is to Love Him (Live)
- Do Me Good
- Hey Little Rich Girl
- Valerie (BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge)
- Monkey Man
- ’Round Midnight
- Close to the Front
- What It Is
- You’re Wondering Now
- Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? (2011)
- Procrastination
- I Should Care (Live From The Stables / 2004)
- I Heard It Through the Grapevine (Live On Jools Holland Hootenanny / 2006)
- B Boy Baby
- Stronger Than Me (A Cappella)
- Back to Black
- You Know I’m No Good
- Rehab
- Valerie (BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge)
- Tears Dry on Their Own
- Me & Mr. Jones
- Love Is a Losing Game
- Intro / Stronger Than Me
- Wake Up Alone
- Fuck Me Pumps
- Just Friends
- You Sent Me Flying
- He Can Only Hold Her
- Addicted
- Some Unholy War
- In My Bed
- Like Smoke
- What Is It About Men
- Take the Box
- I Heard Love Is Blind
- Cherry
- Best Friends, Right?
- Half Time
- I Love You More Than You’ll Ever Know