Songwriter: Bette Midler

Producer: Bette Midler Bob Kaminsky Jerry Blatt

So vikki Eydie is not going to make it through the techno age, well which of us will? I dont no the a VCR and an IUD although i aught to find out i would hate to be standing in front of my microwave with a VCR up my tuckas, I thought a floopy disk was my diafram
Weres thoses heebs that wrote this act?

Isnt it hard beeing friends with coke heads? they always say lets go somewere and we'll talk, what they realy mean is lets go somewere and I'll talk and they always grind there teeth I have friends who have ground there teeth so fine they could snort there own bycusbids
For a long time a went looking for a new drug, a drug that had my name on it, realy i thought one i serched high i serched low i tried designer drugs. After all that then you know how deppressing it is when you find out your drug is midol. Once i mixed midol with speed i had my period six times in one day
But i had to give up speed i started to understand what chero was saying

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Weres those heebs that wrote this act??

Bette Midler

Bette Midler is a Grammy-winning singer, songwriter, comedienne and actress. Named in honor of Bette Davis, Midler’s career began performing off-broadway until she developed the stage persona The Divine Miss M while singing at the world-famous Continental Baths gay bathhouse. A pre-fame Barry Manilow, the venue’s in-house piano player, produced her Grammy-nominated debut album which scored three US top 40 singles including the Grammy-nominated “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy”. Midler took home the Best New Artist Grammy that year, her first of three career wins.

Throughout the 1970s, Midler found further success with music, Broadway, television and film. The Rose, Midler’s 1979 acting debut, earned her both Oscar and Academy Award nominations, and its namesake song won her a Golden Globe and another Grammy – also giving Midler her first success overseas.

The early 1980s proved less successful for Midler with four under-performing singles and a box office flop with the film Jinxed. However, the second half of the decade would prove far more fruitful with a handful of very successful films including Down and Out in Beverly Hills, Ruthless People, Outrageous Fortune and Beaches, the latter featuring a chart-topping cover of “Wind Beneath My Wings” that won Midler her third Grammy and is considered one of the greatest songs in American film history.