Released: May 1, 2007
Songwriter: Dave Turnbull Chris DuBois David Lee Murphy
Producer: Brent Rowan
[Verse 1]
He was sitting at the bar, sipping on a regular Coke
We were drinking and smoking and making him the butt of our jokes
We all said, "Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?"
He said, "I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't"
[Chorus]
Because the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Now, there aren’t no in-between
'Cause, the more I drink
The more I drink
[Verse 2]
A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot
Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start looking hot
And pretty soon I'm bumming cigarettes
And sweet talking some big brunette
Yeah, once I get on a roll
There ain’t no telling where I'll stop
[Chorus]
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Now, there aren’t no in-between
'Cause, the more I drink
The more I drink
The more I drink
[Bridge]
Yep-yep
Hum, that's what I'm talking about
[Outro]
Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen
And they can't get me off the karaoke machine
The more I drink
The more I drink
Yeah, the more I drink
The more I drink
The more I drink
He was sitting at the bar, sipping on a regular Coke
We were drinking and smoking and making him the butt of our jokes
We all said, "Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?"
He said, "I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't"
[Chorus]
Because the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Now, there aren’t no in-between
'Cause, the more I drink
The more I drink
[Verse 2]
A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot
Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start looking hot
And pretty soon I'm bumming cigarettes
And sweet talking some big brunette
Yeah, once I get on a roll
There ain’t no telling where I'll stop
[Chorus]
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Now, there aren’t no in-between
'Cause, the more I drink
The more I drink
The more I drink
[Bridge]
Yep-yep
Hum, that's what I'm talking about
[Outro]
Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen
And they can't get me off the karaoke machine
The more I drink
The more I drink
Yeah, the more I drink
The more I drink
The more I drink
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From the albums
- Stripped: Raw & Real (2007)
- Pure BS (2007)
- Loaded: The Best of Blake Shelton (2010)
- Blake Shelton Live: It’s All About Tonight (2012)
- The Blake Shelton Collection (2013)
Blake Shelton popular songs
- God’s Country
- Nobody But You
- Turnin’ Me On
- Boys ’Round Here
- She’s Got a Way With Words
- I Lived It
- Minimum Wage
- Austin
- I’ll Name the Dogs
- A Guy With a Girl
- Sangria
- Mine Would Be You
- Hell Right
- Bet You Still Think About Me
- Every Time I Hear That Song
- Happy Anywhere
- Ol’ Red
- Came Here to Forget
- God Gave Me You
- Sure Be Cool If You Did
- Home (”Cheers, It’s Christmas”)
- Go Ahead and Break My Heart
- We Can Reach the Stars
- Lonely Tonight