Released: May 1, 2007
Songwriter: Dave Turnbull Chris DuBois David Lee Murphy
Producer: Brent Rowan
[Verse 1]
He was sitting at the bar, sipping on a regular Coke
We were drinking and smoking and making him the butt of our jokes
We all said, "Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?"
He said, "I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't"
[Chorus]
Because the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Now, there aren’t no in-between
'Cause, the more I drink
The more I drink
[Verse 2]
A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot
Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start looking hot
And pretty soon I'm bumming cigarettes
And sweet talking some big brunette
Yeah, once I get on a roll
There ain’t no telling where I'll stop
[Chorus]
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Now, there aren’t no in-between
'Cause, the more I drink
The more I drink
The more I drink
[Bridge]
Yep-yep
Hum, that's what I'm talking about
[Outro]
Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen
And they can't get me off the karaoke machine
The more I drink
The more I drink
Yeah, the more I drink
The more I drink
The more I drink
He was sitting at the bar, sipping on a regular Coke
We were drinking and smoking and making him the butt of our jokes
We all said, "Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?"
He said, "I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't"
[Chorus]
Because the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Now, there aren’t no in-between
'Cause, the more I drink
The more I drink
[Verse 2]
A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot
Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start looking hot
And pretty soon I'm bumming cigarettes
And sweet talking some big brunette
Yeah, once I get on a roll
There ain’t no telling where I'll stop
[Chorus]
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Now, there aren’t no in-between
'Cause, the more I drink
The more I drink
The more I drink
[Bridge]
Yep-yep
Hum, that's what I'm talking about
[Outro]
Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen
And they can't get me off the karaoke machine
The more I drink
The more I drink
Yeah, the more I drink
The more I drink
The more I drink
more tracks from the album
The Blake Shelton Collection
- Good At Startin’ Fires
- You’ll Always Be Beautiful
- Can’t Afford To Love You
- Delilah
- Almost Alright
- All About Tonight
- Who Are You When I’m Not Looking
- That Thing We Do
- Draggin’ The River
- Suffocating
- Kiss My Country Ass
- Hillbilly Bone
- I’ll Just Hold On
- She Wouldn’t Be Gone
- 100 Miles
- Never Lovin’ You
- Country Strong
- Home Sweet Home
- This Is Gonna Take All Night
- Here I Am
- Bare Skin Rug
- Got a Little Country
- Honey Bee
- Ready To Roll
- Country On The Radio
- My Eyes
- Doin’ What She Likes
- I Still Got A Finger
- Mine Would Be You
- Lay Low
- Ten Times Crazier
- Grandaddy’s Gun
- Chances
- Small Town Big Time
- Do You Remember
- God Gave Me You
- Get Some
- Drink On It
- Good Ole Boys
- I’m Sorry
- Sunny In Seattle
- Over
- Hey
- Red River Blue
- I Can’t Walk Away
- Green
- Austin
- Heavy Liftin’
- The Baby
- Asphalt Cowboy
- In My Heaven
- The Dreamer
- My Neck Of The Woods
- Underneath The Same Moon
- Georgia In A Jug
- Playboys Of The Southwestern World
- If I Was Your Man
- Problems At Home
- Sure Be Cool If You Did
- Boys ’Round Here
- Every Time I Look At You
- All Over Me
- She Doesn’t Know She’s Got It
- Ol’ Red
- I Thought There Was Time
- Same Old Song
- That’s What I Call Home
- Someday
- Some Beach
- Nobody But Me
- The More I Drink
- I Don’t Care
- She Don’t Love Me
- Back There Again
- It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Me
- What I Wouldn’t Give
- I Have Been Lonely
- She Can’t Get That
- The Last Country Song
- Don’t Make Me
- This Can’t Be Good
- Good Old Boy, Bad Old Boyfriend
- Love Gets In The Way
- Goodbye Time
- Cotton Pickin’ Time
- What’s On My Mind
- When Somebody Knows You That Well
- On A Good Day
- The Bartender
- I Drink
- Home
From the albums
- Stripped: Raw & Real (2007)
- Pure BS (2007)
- Loaded: The Best of Blake Shelton (2010)
- Blake Shelton Live: It’s All About Tonight (2012)
- The Blake Shelton Collection (2013)
Blake Shelton popular songs
- God’s Country
- Nobody But You
- Turnin’ Me On
- Boys ’Round Here
- She’s Got a Way With Words
- I Lived It
- Minimum Wage
- Austin
- I’ll Name the Dogs
- A Guy With a Girl
- Sangria
- Mine Would Be You
- Hell Right
- Bet You Still Think About Me
- Every Time I Hear That Song
- Happy Anywhere
- Ol’ Red
- Came Here to Forget
- God Gave Me You
- Sure Be Cool If You Did
- Home (”Cheers, It’s Christmas”)
- Go Ahead and Break My Heart
- We Can Reach the Stars
- Lonely Tonight