Released: July 5, 1993
Songwriter: Tom DeLonge Mark Hoppus Scott Raynor
[Verse 1]
Crossed the street, naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Whipped out some beer and I gulped it down
Drunk in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in a police car as the door slammed
No noise just silence as I screamed my thumb was jammed
Now in prison for one month‚ no one to see
All I've got is Benjamin Dover
[Chorus]
Don't like hesh‚ don't like rap
Don't like Sally cause she's fat
I'm a jerk‚ I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Hit my teeth with a baseball bat
Hit my sister and my mom
For a hobby I make bombs
[Verse 2]
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum
The farmer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came, they took me away
Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay
[Chorus]
Don't like hesh‚ don't like rap
Don't like Sally cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Hit my teeth with a baseball bat
Hit my sister and my mom
For a hobby I make bombs
[Chorus]
Don't like hesh‚ don't like rap
Don't like Sally cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Hit my teeth with a baseball bat
Hit my sister and my mom
For a hobby I make bombs
Crossed the street, naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Whipped out some beer and I gulped it down
Drunk in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in a police car as the door slammed
No noise just silence as I screamed my thumb was jammed
Now in prison for one month‚ no one to see
All I've got is Benjamin Dover
[Chorus]
Don't like hesh‚ don't like rap
Don't like Sally cause she's fat
I'm a jerk‚ I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Hit my teeth with a baseball bat
Hit my sister and my mom
For a hobby I make bombs
[Verse 2]
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum
The farmer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came, they took me away
Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay
[Chorus]
Don't like hesh‚ don't like rap
Don't like Sally cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Hit my teeth with a baseball bat
Hit my sister and my mom
For a hobby I make bombs
[Chorus]
Don't like hesh‚ don't like rap
Don't like Sally cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Hit my teeth with a baseball bat
Hit my sister and my mom
For a hobby I make bombs
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- Sometimes (Demo #2 version)
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- TV (Demo #2 version)
- Time (Demo #2 version)
- Marlboro Man (Demo #2 version)
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- Untitled #2
- Reebok Commercial (Demo #2 version)
- Demo #2 (1993)
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- Feeling This
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- First Date
- Bored To Death
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- Always
- Dumpweed
- I Really Wish I Hated You
- Misery
- Fuck a Dog
- Dysentery Gary
- Brohemian Rhapsody
- The Rock Show
- All of This
- Josie
- Blame It on My Youth
- Stockholm Syndrome
- Going Away to College
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