Released: June 12, 2001

Songwriter: Travis Barker Tom DeLonge Mark Hoppus

Producer: Jerry Finn

[Intro: Tom DeLonge]
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

[Verse 1: Mark Hoppus]
When you fucked grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise?
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fellate him
And stick a finger or two in his ass?

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass

[Verse 2: Mark Hoppus]
When you fucked grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed?

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass

[Outro: Mark Hoppus]
This is fucking stupid, man, I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather, I mean, you guys are related, what's he gonna do? Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, you like to fuck him in the butt and have everyone come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over the place? This is stupid, I hate you all, I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight, man, this is stupid! I hate you!

​​blink-182

blink-182 set off the 1990s storm of pop-punk, blazing a trail in the genre with electrifying riffs and memorable lines—“Fuck a Dog,” anyone? The band has seen some lineup changes over the years, but its core trio (Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus, and Travis Barker) has mostly stood the test of time. As of 2015, DeLonge left the band to pursue other projects.

Founded in 1992 in Poway, California (a suburb in San Diego), DeLonge, Hoppus, and former drummer Scott Raynor formed the band in Raynor’s bedroom, writing songs for their demos, and playing practical jokes along the way. Initially, under the name Blink, the trio was forced to change the name to avoid a lawsuit with the Irish pop-rock group of the same name, so they added “182” at random (fans continue to speculate what “182” means to this day).

After releasing their demo album Buddha, blink-182 released Cheshire Cat in 1995 under Cargo Records. While not a major success at the time, the album generated buzz from the Southern California punk scene and major labels alike. After being signed to MCA Records, the band released Dude Ranch in 1997 with the hit singles “Dammit” and “Josie”.