Released: July 26, 2018
Songwriter: Sidney Gish
Producer: Cavetown
[Verse 1]
Unfortunately, I am
My own dog, my own fur companion
My own old lady on a forum
Who types in glittery decorum
Unfortunately, I take
Myself out walking every day
I hand my legs to the feet and
I give my head to the leash
[Chorus]
Every other day I’m wondering
What’s a human being gotta be like?
What’s a way to just be competent?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Every other day I’m wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define
What I’m certain’s mad incompetence?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
[Verse 2]
I can't smell well, or tell the time
Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
For human, grossly underqualified
For canine, grossly overqualified
I don’t blend in at PetSmart
That truth remains for the Walmart
In either case, they say to me
"What the fuck is lost in aisle 3?"
[Chorus]
Every other day I’m wondering
What’s a human being gotta be like?
What’s a way to just be competent?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Every other day I’m wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define
What I’m certain’s mad incompetence?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
[Verse 3]
Just watch me, movin' far away
Nobody even knows my name and
No one suspects that I’m not fine, and
Nobody outs behavioural Frankenstein
Just look at Victor in LA
And Syd with the "y" at U of A
And all the majors at the labels
Rebootin' soon as I am able
[Chorus]
Every other day I'm wondering
What’s a human being gotta be like?
What’s a way to just be competent?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Every other day I’m wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define
What I’m certain’s mad incompetence?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
[Outro]
Da da da da da da, da da da
Da da da da da da, da da da, da
Da da da da da da, da da da
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Da da da da da da, da da da
Da da da da da da, da da da, da
Da da da da da da, da da da
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Unfortunately, I am
My own dog, my own fur companion
My own old lady on a forum
Who types in glittery decorum
Unfortunately, I take
Myself out walking every day
I hand my legs to the feet and
I give my head to the leash
[Chorus]
Every other day I’m wondering
What’s a human being gotta be like?
What’s a way to just be competent?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Every other day I’m wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define
What I’m certain’s mad incompetence?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
[Verse 2]
I can't smell well, or tell the time
Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
For human, grossly underqualified
For canine, grossly overqualified
I don’t blend in at PetSmart
That truth remains for the Walmart
In either case, they say to me
"What the fuck is lost in aisle 3?"
[Chorus]
Every other day I’m wondering
What’s a human being gotta be like?
What’s a way to just be competent?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Every other day I’m wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define
What I’m certain’s mad incompetence?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
[Verse 3]
Just watch me, movin' far away
Nobody even knows my name and
No one suspects that I’m not fine, and
Nobody outs behavioural Frankenstein
Just look at Victor in LA
And Syd with the "y" at U of A
And all the majors at the labels
Rebootin' soon as I am able
[Chorus]
Every other day I'm wondering
What’s a human being gotta be like?
What’s a way to just be competent?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Every other day I’m wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define
What I’m certain’s mad incompetence?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
[Outro]
Da da da da da da, da da da
Da da da da da da, da da da, da
Da da da da da da, da da da
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Da da da da da da, da da da
Da da da da da da, da da da, da
Da da da da da da, da da da
These sweet instincts ruin my life
YouTube Covers on Bandcamp
- Circle the Drain - Soccer Mommy
- Demons – Joji
- Can’t Get It Out – Brand New
- Drop The Guillotine – Peach Pit
- Bobby – (Sandy) Alex G
- I Know A Place - Conan Gray
- Dave’s Song - Whitney (w/ Sam Goater)
- Congratulations - Post Malone
- Just Fine - Spookyghostboy
- Will He – Joji
- So Much More Than This – Grace Vanderwaal
- Frankie Cosmos - Outside with the Cuties
- Joji – Slow Dancing in the Dark (w/ Simi)
- Impostor Syndrome - Sidney Gish
- (Sandy) Alex G – Brite Boy (w/ Tom)
- Post Malone – Stay
- Best Friend (Cover)
- all the lonely nights in your life
- Drew Monson – To Hold Amber
- Two Headed Boy - Neutral Milk Hotel
- Switch - Ugly
- Piece of my heart - Spookyghostboy
- You’re my Waterloo - The Libertines
- Love yourself - Justin Bieber
- Tear in My Heart - Twenty One Pilots
- Small Bump - Ed Sheeran
- The Judge - Twenty one pilots
- House of Gold - Twenty one pilots
- I can’t help falling in love with you - Elvis Presley
- I’m low on gas and you need a jacket - Pierce the Veil
- Jesus Christ - Brand New
- Rosa Dear - Ruth
- We found two dead swans - Teen Suicide
- C U Around - PWR BTTM
- Old friends - Pinegrove
- Aphasia - Pinegrove
- Thinking out loud - Ed Sheeran
- Floral and Fading - Pierce the Veil
- New Friends - Pinegrove
- Slowtown - Twenty one pilots
- Alex G - Sarah (Cover)
- YouTube Covers on Bandcamp (2017)