Songwriter: Mary F. Cain

Producer: Snuff Garrett

[Intro]
To my idol thee divine, let's hope this never happens to us

[Chorus]
She may look a little worn out
She may have a couple of gray hairs
A little ragged, a little haggard
A few wrinkles here and there
But you should've seen her 21 years ago
She would've captivated you
Why, she was Miss Subway of 1952

[Verse 1]
She had a stunning figure
And her hips weren't any bigger than her bust line
She's gotten just a little saggy
And her skin's a trifle baggy
But there was a time when everything was perfectly placed
She had a beautiful face

[Bridge]
She may look a little made up
Especially around the eyes
A little groupie, a little droopy
But once they were quite a prize
Yes, you should've seen her 21 years ago
They were a devastating view
Why, she was Miss Subway of 1952

[Verse 2]
She had a million men around her
Giving gifts that would astound her
Why she couldn't even walk down the street
Yeah, she had lovers by the dozen
And she even had some cousins
Who just couldn't stop throwing themselves at her feet
She was so dainty and sweet

[Chorus]
She may look a little worn out
She may have a couple of gray hairs
A little ragged, a little haggard
A few wrinkles here and there
But you should've seen her 21 years ago
She would've captivated you
Why, she was Miss Subway of 1952

[Outro]
Wah-wah-wah, wah-wah-wah, wah-wah-wah
Wah-wah-wah, wah-wah-wah, yeah, hoo

Cher

Cher is an American singer, songwriter, actress, model, fashion designer, television host, comedian, dancer, businesswoman, philanthropist, author, film producer, director, and record producer.

Cher gained popularity in 1965 as one-half of the folk rock husband–wife duo Sonny & Cher after their first hit, “I Got You Babe”. She began her solo career simultaneously, releasing in 1966 her first million-seller song, “Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)”. After the duo had lost its young audience owing to their monogamous, anti-drug lifestyle during the period of the sexual revolution and the rise of the drug culture, she returned to stardom in the 1970s as a television personality with her shows The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour, watched by over 30 million viewers weekly during its three-year run, and Cher. She became a fashion trendsetter by wearing elaborate outfits on her television shows. While working on television, she established herself as a solo artist with the number-one singles “Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves”, “Half-Breed”, and “Dark Lady”. After her divorce from Sonny Bono in 1975, Cher’s much-publicized personal life led to a decline in her career, although she launched a minor comeback in 1979 with the disco-oriented album Take Me Home and earned $300,000 a week for her 1980–1982 residency show in Las Vegas.

In the early 1980s, Cher made her Broadway debut, and then starred in the film Silkwood. Her performance earned her a nomination for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1983. In the ensuing years, she starred in films such as Mask, The Witches of Eastwick, and Moonstruck. She made her directorial debut in the 1996 film If These Walls Could Talk. At the same time, she established herself as a rock singer by releasing platinum albums such as Heart of Stone (1989) and top-ten singles such as “I Found Someone” and “If I Could Turn Back Time”. She reached a new commercial peak in 1998 with the song “Believe”, which features the pioneering use of Auto-Tune, also known as the “Cher effect”. Her 2002–2005 Living The Farewell Tour ended up as the highest-grossing music tour by a female artist then. In 2008, she signed a $60 million per-year deal to headline the Colosseum at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas for three years. After seven years of absence, she returned to film in the 2010 musical Burlesque. Cher’s first studio album in 12 years, Closer to the Truth, became her highest-charting solo album in the U.S. to date.