Released: March 4, 2008
Producer: Cosmo Jarvis
Come stay with me stay in my room,
My duvet smells but so would you
If you hadn’t washed in as long as I have
And I’ll wash my balls if you say that you’ll grab them.
Nah I’m not gonna make you do that,
It’s just you and me on the bench where we’re sat,
So come back to my room and we can watch a movie
And my passion for you will go right straight through me.
I’ll say something like “baby, could you be the one that will always throw your love to me?”
And you’ll be like “nah, you’re just some pissed break try’na get some of me and that makes me sick!”
And i’ll be like “nah, I love you so much
And I know it’s pathetic but I’ve had enough
Of being alone on my own in my home
i just wanna be here when your screaming and moan to me.
Baby i want you, but I know you don’t,
You’ll just point at my boner and say ‘fuck off home!’”
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Melanie i don’t know how to spell your second name but i’ll try.
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Won’t you slap me one more time?
And I’ll cry and I’ll cry, and i might wonder why
This beautiful Mel girl don’t like this guy?
Is it cause i didn’t wash my hair today
And a dry bit of hair gel fell your way?
Is it cause my BO had nowhere to go
Except straight up your nose, but you smell like a rose!
Not that i sniffed you of course I mean I really would like tom
You’re not just some bitch on a bench the boys like to lie to.
The fact is Mel, I was drunk when I saw you.
Did I not make it clear that I massively adore you?
You know I’d even quit drinking for you.
I should’ve been sober, but I didn’t want to.
Before we started we were already over
'Cause I can’t talk to girls when I’m sober.
Girls like you aren’t common,
And when they come around, I miss them.
But i can still say that i sat on a bench with the prettiest girl in Brixham
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
I don’t know how to spell your second name but I’ll try.
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Won’t you slap me one more time?
I’m sorry if you think that £1.50 was wasted,
Those were the best damn chips I ever tasted.
Won’t you slap me one more time?
Melanie, won’t you spend the day with me?
I don’t know how to spell your second name but I’ll try.
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Won’t you slap me one more time?
My duvet smells but so would you
If you hadn’t washed in as long as I have
And I’ll wash my balls if you say that you’ll grab them.
Nah I’m not gonna make you do that,
It’s just you and me on the bench where we’re sat,
So come back to my room and we can watch a movie
And my passion for you will go right straight through me.
I’ll say something like “baby, could you be the one that will always throw your love to me?”
And you’ll be like “nah, you’re just some pissed break try’na get some of me and that makes me sick!”
And i’ll be like “nah, I love you so much
And I know it’s pathetic but I’ve had enough
Of being alone on my own in my home
i just wanna be here when your screaming and moan to me.
Baby i want you, but I know you don’t,
You’ll just point at my boner and say ‘fuck off home!’”
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Melanie i don’t know how to spell your second name but i’ll try.
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Won’t you slap me one more time?
And I’ll cry and I’ll cry, and i might wonder why
This beautiful Mel girl don’t like this guy?
Is it cause i didn’t wash my hair today
And a dry bit of hair gel fell your way?
Is it cause my BO had nowhere to go
Except straight up your nose, but you smell like a rose!
Not that i sniffed you of course I mean I really would like tom
You’re not just some bitch on a bench the boys like to lie to.
The fact is Mel, I was drunk when I saw you.
Did I not make it clear that I massively adore you?
You know I’d even quit drinking for you.
I should’ve been sober, but I didn’t want to.
Before we started we were already over
'Cause I can’t talk to girls when I’m sober.
Girls like you aren’t common,
And when they come around, I miss them.
But i can still say that i sat on a bench with the prettiest girl in Brixham
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
I don’t know how to spell your second name but I’ll try.
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Won’t you slap me one more time?
I’m sorry if you think that £1.50 was wasted,
Those were the best damn chips I ever tasted.
Won’t you slap me one more time?
Melanie, won’t you spend the day with me?
I don’t know how to spell your second name but I’ll try.
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Won’t you slap me one more time?
more tracks from the album
From the album
- Humasyouhitch / Sonofabitch (2009)
Cosmo Jarvis popular songs
- Gay Pirates
- Lacie
- Let Me Out Of My Head
- Hopeless Bay
- Jessica Alba’s Number
- Sure As Hell Not Jesus
- She Doesn’t Mind
- Good Citizen
- Train Downtown
- Friend Of The Devil
- Love This
- The Girl from My Village
- Whatever
- Tell Me Who to Be
- Sunshine
- Think Bigger
- Maxine
- Crazy Screwed Up Lady
- Dave’s House
- Sort Yourself Out
- The Wave That Made Them Happy
- Get Happy
- You Got Your Head
- Wild Humans