Released: May 30, 2006
Songwriter: Danger Mouse MF DOOM
Producer: MF DOOM Danger Mouse
[Intro]
One one
Two, two
Two
[Verse]
To get the dough, the Villain'll flow off of Stella D'oro
And water go off the head for the slaughter you bet your daughter
That liquor only gets you sick quicker
Take it from a honorary member of Spitkicker
I know it's hot up in that suit with the curly 'fro
I'd rather write all night until the early show
We don't suggest you let your girly go alone
Come home all glowin with the the pearly glow
It was the super AKA super sperm
Hit her in the chin, told her rub it in like Lubriderm
Finished, oh spaz go next
Who's fault is it if her face taste like Vazoplex?
It ain't funny
Ever since a young'un sonny, take the money
His first business made each day a grand
His only comp, shorty with the spiked lemonade stand
That's how he ran his hustle
He came with a plan that took least amount of muscle
Two for one, dime frogs for the lickin'
And all you can eat, Corn dogs for the pickin'
A seemingly modest fellow
With a DJ's ear and graffiti artist elbow
Nose of a Mouse and the brain of two weasels
Discovered a name and new strain of the measles
He say you accidentally caught it
And sold circles and dots to those who could afford it
Once you squeezed his face through the gate, it got stuck
Too much fake soy-based cheese product
Did a scheme and was in it for the Aspercreme
Slashed your team, let's see who can make Casper scream
Down to the last marine
See him as your cable man, sizin' up your plasma screen
Instead of doin a jux with pistols
Or workin' in the back, cookin' sacks of crystals
Or runnin' on logs out in deep water kickin'
Corn dogs for the pickin'
What up to all you dedicated dads
As stated, rap sucks Tucks medicated pads
And these rappers need to gather their belongings
Or get wrapped up in they extra long thong strings
For singin' the wrong things
Ain't no delayin', you playin' with the Pong king
A nerd with insight and a Urkel smirk
Purposefully misplaced invite to your circle jerk
A bunch of men in cyphers
Fake you out tough guys and make pretend lifers
It's still a few loose screws in his face
Turn away as he pulled a phrase out his usual place
Combination jewel case
Almost popped open if it wasn't for the drool space
Critics talkin' slick chicken shit to sick men
Corn dogs for the pickin
Danger Doom
[Skit from 12 Oz. Mouse]
Sometimes all the capitals
They don't know if you're yellin at me or not
(Damn) Well not yet
Mouse, whatever
You a mouse or uh.. (or what?)
Or hell I don't know, just thought you were a mouse or somethin
I mean you look like a damn mouse... THE mouse (maybe)
(Who are you?)
I'm the freakin corn dog king!
One one
Two, two
Two
[Verse]
To get the dough, the Villain'll flow off of Stella D'oro
And water go off the head for the slaughter you bet your daughter
That liquor only gets you sick quicker
Take it from a honorary member of Spitkicker
I know it's hot up in that suit with the curly 'fro
I'd rather write all night until the early show
We don't suggest you let your girly go alone
Come home all glowin with the the pearly glow
It was the super AKA super sperm
Hit her in the chin, told her rub it in like Lubriderm
Finished, oh spaz go next
Who's fault is it if her face taste like Vazoplex?
It ain't funny
Ever since a young'un sonny, take the money
His first business made each day a grand
His only comp, shorty with the spiked lemonade stand
That's how he ran his hustle
He came with a plan that took least amount of muscle
Two for one, dime frogs for the lickin'
And all you can eat, Corn dogs for the pickin'
A seemingly modest fellow
With a DJ's ear and graffiti artist elbow
Nose of a Mouse and the brain of two weasels
Discovered a name and new strain of the measles
He say you accidentally caught it
And sold circles and dots to those who could afford it
Once you squeezed his face through the gate, it got stuck
Too much fake soy-based cheese product
Did a scheme and was in it for the Aspercreme
Slashed your team, let's see who can make Casper scream
Down to the last marine
See him as your cable man, sizin' up your plasma screen
Instead of doin a jux with pistols
Or workin' in the back, cookin' sacks of crystals
Or runnin' on logs out in deep water kickin'
Corn dogs for the pickin'
What up to all you dedicated dads
As stated, rap sucks Tucks medicated pads
And these rappers need to gather their belongings
Or get wrapped up in they extra long thong strings
For singin' the wrong things
Ain't no delayin', you playin' with the Pong king
A nerd with insight and a Urkel smirk
Purposefully misplaced invite to your circle jerk
A bunch of men in cyphers
Fake you out tough guys and make pretend lifers
It's still a few loose screws in his face
Turn away as he pulled a phrase out his usual place
Combination jewel case
Almost popped open if it wasn't for the drool space
Critics talkin' slick chicken shit to sick men
Corn dogs for the pickin
Danger Doom
[Skit from 12 Oz. Mouse]
Sometimes all the capitals
They don't know if you're yellin at me or not
(Damn) Well not yet
Mouse, whatever
You a mouse or uh.. (or what?)
Or hell I don't know, just thought you were a mouse or somethin
I mean you look like a damn mouse... THE mouse (maybe)
(Who are you?)
I'm the freakin corn dog king!
more tracks from the album
The Mouse and The Mask (Metalface Edition)
- Old School Rules
- Mince Meat
- Space Ho’s
- Vats of Urine
- Korn Dogz
- Space Ho’s (Madlib Remix)
- Sofa King (Danger Mouse Remix)
- Mad Nice
- Spokesman
- Skit 1
- Perfect Hair II
- El Chupa Nibre (Remix)
- Crosshairs
- Sofa King
- No Names
- El Chupa Nibre
- The Mask
- Perfect Hair
- Benzie Box
- A.T.H.F. (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
- Basket Case
- Bada Bing
- Skit 2
From the albums
- Occult Hymn EP (2006)
- The Mouse and The Mask (Metalface Edition) (2017)
DANGERDOOM popular songs
- Sofa King
- El Chupa Nibre
- Benzie Box
- Crosshairs
- Space Ho’s
- The Mask
- A.T.H.F. (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
- Old School Rules
- Bada Bing
- Mince Meat
- No Names
- Basket Case
- Perfect Hair
- Vats of Urine
- Mad Nice
- Korn Dogz
- El Chupa Nibre (Remix)
- Perfect Hair II
- Space Ho’s (Madlib Remix)
- Sofa King (Danger Mouse Remix)
- Spokesman
- Skit 1
- Skit 2