Released: October 28, 2009

Featuring: Eric Cartman

Songwriter: Lady Gaga

Producer: South Park

[Intro]
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mah

[Verse 1]
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas Plays
A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun

[Pre-Chorus]
But oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

[Chorus]
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)

[Verse 2]
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
I don't give a crap about whales, so go and hug a tree (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun

[Pre-Chorus]
But oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

[Chorus]
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
(mum-mum-mum-mah)

[Bridge: Lady Gaga]
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning (mah)
Just like a chick in a casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

[Chorus]
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

[Outro]
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)

DVDA

DVDA is the musical comedy outfit of South Park creators Trey Parker (lead vocals, keyboards) and Matt Stone (vocals, drums, bass guitar), and South Park crew members Bruce Howell (guitars), D. A. Young (keyboards, vocals) and Nels Dielman (drums). The band’s songs have featured heavily in South Park, as well as numerous other Parker/Stone works such as Team World Police, Orgazmo and BASEketball.

DVDA is an abbreviation of “Double Vaginal Double Anal”, a sex position mentioned in Parker and Stone’s film Orgazmo.

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