Songwriter: Danny Kortchmar Don Henley
Producer: Bill Szymczyk Jay Oliver Mike Harlow
I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something, something I can use
People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry
Well, I could've been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around
We got the bubble-headed bleach-blonde who comes on at five
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet?
You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry
You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone, keep your dirty laundry
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff, kick 'em all around
(Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down)
(Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down)
(Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down)
(Kick 'em when they're stiff, kick 'em all around)
Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
Love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry
We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing
When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry
(Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down)...
Just give me something, something I can use
People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry
Well, I could've been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around
We got the bubble-headed bleach-blonde who comes on at five
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet?
You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry
You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone, keep your dirty laundry
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff, kick 'em all around
(Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down)
(Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down)
(Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down)
(Kick 'em when they're stiff, kick 'em all around)
Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
Love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry
We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing
When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry
(Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down)...
Selected Works: 1972–1999
- Long Run Leftovers
- Hotel California (Live Millennium Concert Version)
- Wasted Time (Reprise)
- Random Victims Part 3
- Saturday Night
- Outlaw Man
- After the Thrill Is Gone
- Take It to the Limit
- Lyin’ Eyes
- Too Many Hands
- One of These Nights
- The Sad Café
- One of These Nights (Intro)
- Victim of Love (Live Millennium Concert Version)
- Born to Boogie
- Best of My Love (Live Millennium Concert Version)
- All She Wants To Do Is Dance (Live Millennium Concert Version)
- Funk 49 (Live Millennium Concert Version)
- Dirty Laundry (Live Millennium Concert Version)
- Funky New Year (Live Millennium Concert Version)
- Those Shoes (Live Millennium Concert Version)
- Take It to the Limit (Live Millennium Concert Version)
- Ol ’55 (Live Millennium Concert Version)
- Please Come Home For Christmas (Live Millennium Concert Version)
- Peaceful Easy Feeling (Live Millennium Concert Version)
- King of Hollywood
- The Disco Strangler
- Love Will Keep Us Alive
- Witchy Woman
- Tequila Sunrise
- James Dean
- Desperado
- Take It Easy
- The Last Resort
- Try and Love Again
- Pretty Maids All in a Row
- Wasted Time
- Life in the Fast Lane
- New Kid in Town
- Already Gone
- Peaceful Easy Feeling
- In the City
- I Can’t Tell You Why
- The Long Run
- Best of My Love
- On the Border
- Midnight Flyer
- Doolin-Dalton
- Train Leaves Here This Morning
- Heartache Tonight
- Get Over It
- Hollywood Waltz
- Hotel California
- Selected Works: 1972–1999 (2000)
- Hotel California
- Take It Easy
- Desperado
- One of These Nights
- Life in the Fast Lane
- Take It to the Limit
- New Kid in Town
- The Last Resort
- Lyin’ Eyes
- Wasted Time
- Tequila Sunrise
- Best of My Love
- Peaceful Easy Feeling
- Witchy Woman
- I Can’t Tell You Why
- Please Come Home for Christmas
- Already Gone
- The Long Run
- Doolin-Dalton
- Love Will Keep Us Alive
- Victim of Love
- Pretty Maids All in a Row
- Heartache Tonight
- The Heart of the Matter