Released: February 23, 1999
Songwriter: Eminem
Met a retarded kid name Greg with a wooden leg
Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
Go to bed with the keg, wake up with a 40
Mix it with Alka Seltzer and formula 44-D
Fuck an acid tab, I strapped the whole sheet to my forehead
Waited 'til it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead
No more said, case closed, end of discussion
I'm blowin' up like spontaneous human combustion
Leavin' you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
Cross the bombers, we blowin' up your house
Killin' your parents, and comin' back to get your foster mommas
And I'm as good at keepin' a promise as Nostradamus
'Cause I ain't makin' no more threats
I'm doin' drive-bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
I'm more or less sick in the head, maybe more
'Cause I smoked crack today, yesterday, and the day before
Saboteur, walk the block with a Labrador
Strapped with more corral for war than El Salvador
Foul style galore, verbal cow manure
Comin' together like an eyebrow on Al B. Sure!
Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
Go to bed with the keg, wake up with a 40
Mix it with Alka Seltzer and formula 44-D
Fuck an acid tab, I strapped the whole sheet to my forehead
Waited 'til it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead
No more said, case closed, end of discussion
I'm blowin' up like spontaneous human combustion
Leavin' you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
Cross the bombers, we blowin' up your house
Killin' your parents, and comin' back to get your foster mommas
And I'm as good at keepin' a promise as Nostradamus
'Cause I ain't makin' no more threats
I'm doin' drive-bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets
I'm more or less sick in the head, maybe more
'Cause I smoked crack today, yesterday, and the day before
Saboteur, walk the block with a Labrador
Strapped with more corral for war than El Salvador
Foul style galore, verbal cow manure
Comin' together like an eyebrow on Al B. Sure!
The Slim Shady LP (Expanded Edition)
- My Name Is
- Greg
- Public Service Announcement
- Lounge (Skit)
- Paul (Skit) [1999]
- Soap (Skit)
- Bitch (Skit)
- Hazardous Youth
- ’97 Bonnie & Clyde
- Guilty Conscience (Radio Version)
- Guilty Conscience (Instrumental)
- Guilty Conscience (A Cappella)
- My Name Is (Instrumental)
- Just Don’t Give a Fuck (A Cappella)
- Ken Kaniff (Skit) [1999]
- Bad Guys Always Die
- Role Model
- Rock Bottom
- Bad Meets Evil
- If I Had...
- Cum on Everybody
- Just Don’t Give a Fuck
- Still Don’t Give a Fuck
- As the World Turns
- I’m Shady
- Brain Damage
- Guilty Conscience
- Get You Mad
- My Fault
- Just Don’t Give a Fuck (Instrumental)