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Junko (Skit)Eminem

Released: January 1, 1999

Producer: Stretch Armstrong

[Dialogue: Eminem & Junko]
**Dial tone**

(Hello?) How you doing?
(Good, how are you?) It's Junko? (Yeah, sir)
Oh, you sound cute (Thank you) Uhh...
My name is Slim Shady they- I mean
That's like a nickname, they call me, you know
(Ok, so I'm gonna [?], ok? This is [?] private dancing)
(This isn't a massage parlor) I'm saying, do you dance, do you-
(Ok, just, uh-ok, I'm telling you, you come here)
(You play the $180)
(But cannot not touching the girls)
(They cannot touching you just-uh, sit down)
(Girl gonna dancing to you one hour, that's it)
Alright, slut, what I'm saying is, would
Can you stick a finger in, like, at least on the-
You know what I mean? Like, I'm saying, like
Just like a finger, you know what I'm saying?
(Yeah, I understand-) I'm not-I know-I'm not saying, like
Sex, you know, I just want to stick a finger up a bit
(Why, you really want tha- hello?)
(Hello?) Hi, how're you doing? (Slow down) Hello, ah, aight
I'm sorry-(You're not listen to me, ok sir? be nice, be gentle)
Oh, I'm so-(I'm telling you my arrangement) I'm sorry
I'm just horny, I got my dick in my hand, you know?
([?] This isn't a massage parlor, sir, ok?)
I'm saying I'm not-(Don't call me, the horny, ok?)
(Ok, sir?) Ok, it's not, I'm not saying (Ok)
That it's a massage parlor (This isn't a massage parlor, sir)
Aight, quote-quote unquote
(Ok, sir, customer just a sit down. Ok? they don't do nothing)
(No shower, no clothes, don't taking off the clothes)
(Just to sit down watching the dancing, that's it)
I heard that, but I'm saying, can you
Like, put your own dick in your hand
And like, (no, sir), beat that shit-Why not?
It's my own body, you know what I'm saying, slut? (Hello?)
(Be nice, watch your language, ok, sir?) Oh, I'm sorry
I didn't know "bitch" was a bad word

Eminem

A legendary hip-hop icon who started as an underground battle rapper in Detroit, Marshall “Eminem” Bruce Mathers III (1972 – present) has developed a career full of controversy, wild swings, and some of the most noteworthy raps in the history of the genre.

Eminem has broken countless barriers, shifting and impacting the culture in several ways. In June 2017, “Stan” was added into the Oxford Dictionary, and in 2019, to the Merriam-Webster dictionary. He was the first rapper to win the Grammy Award for Best Album for three consecutive albums. “Rap God” set the Guinness World Record for most words in a song. He was also the first rapper to win an Oscar. His albums The Marshall Mathers LP and The Eminem Show became certified Diamond by the RIAA in 2011, making him one of the few artists to have more than one Diamond album. This has helped him become the highest selling hip-hop artist of all time. In January 2020, with his 11th studio album Music to Be Murdered By debuting at #1 on the Billboard 200, Eminem became the first artist in history to have 10 consecutive #1 debuts.

Produced and co-signed by Dr. Dre, Em had an unprecedented run of success from 1999 up until 2003, releasing three well-reviewed multi-platinum albums, stealing the show on countless collaborations, and even starred in a hit movie. However, it all came crashing down around 2004, when a string of problems ranging from drug dependence to depression to the tragic death of best friend Deshaun “Proof” Holton in 2006 led to a long hiatus from music and a pair of what were, by his own admission, sub-par albums.

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