Released: October 16, 2008
Songwriter: Eminem
Producer: Eminem
[Intro]
Torture chambers, secret passageways, vats of acid, and deadly vaults
[Intro]
Ohh!
Chk-it, chk-it chk-it chk-it
Ohh!
Gue—chk-it chk-it—Guess who's back? Frrk-it
I said, ohh
Gue—Gue—Gue—Gue—it-chk-it
I said, ohh!
Rrrrr-chk-it-chk-it—Guess who's back? Frrk-it
I said, man!
Chk-it-chk-it-chk-it-chk-it
Damn! Ohh!
Gue—Gue—Guess who's back?
Gue—Gue—Gue—Gue—Guess who's back? Frrk-it
Damn, it feels good to be back
Guess who's back?
I'm having a relapse
[Verse: Eminem]
How the hell did he manage to get more felony charges?
He's already got life in jail, man, what the hell is his problem?
Well, to be honest
The smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic
They've compelled me to kill this elderly man
And I get these panic attacks, pop a Xanax, relax
Trying to stick my fucking dick inside a mannequin's ass
Then I get manic-depressed, see the orthodontist, get gassed
Man, it's kick-ass, the first thing I put on is the mask
Speaking of masks, man, it ain't too late to have a change of pace
And take it off and show my face, so you can see the things you face
And slice you up and cook you after you're murdered by strangulation
That's bacon souffle you making, ain't you? Well, thank you, Jason
There goes one more coma due to blunt force trauma
Just give me one more Soma and I'll be done for, mama
Go in the damn broom closet, another Valium, lost it
Shoving the vacuum nozzle, down the bathroom faucet
It seems like every day, I get a little flakier
The medication is making my hands a little shakier
Hand me that eighteen-month-old baby to shake him up
It'll only take me a second to choke his trachea
Breaking his neck in eighty-some places, baby, here Shady comes, lady
He's got the razor b-blades and the ch-ch-chainsa-saw, baby
You b-b-blundering, bumbling, m-m-mumbling dum-dums
Yeah, here I come-come, you hear the rumbling? Vrumm-vrumm
There's something inside of that blue tub and that drum-drum
A head and torso of someone; where'd it come from?
Who's it belong to? Maybe the girl with the long, blonde hair
Who disappeared and left her cheerleader pom-poms
Clearly, there's somethin' wrong, 'cause she didn't come home
She's missing, where is she? Something fishy is going on
I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs
Now, everybody get your dance on to my damn song, come on!
Torture chambers, secret passageways, vats of acid, and deadly vaults
[Intro]
Ohh!
Chk-it, chk-it chk-it chk-it
Ohh!
Gue—chk-it chk-it—Guess who's back? Frrk-it
I said, ohh
Gue—Gue—Gue—Gue—it-chk-it
I said, ohh!
Rrrrr-chk-it-chk-it—Guess who's back? Frrk-it
I said, man!
Chk-it-chk-it-chk-it-chk-it
Damn! Ohh!
Gue—Gue—Guess who's back?
Gue—Gue—Gue—Gue—Guess who's back? Frrk-it
Damn, it feels good to be back
Guess who's back?
I'm having a relapse
[Verse: Eminem]
How the hell did he manage to get more felony charges?
He's already got life in jail, man, what the hell is his problem?
Well, to be honest
The smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic
They've compelled me to kill this elderly man
And I get these panic attacks, pop a Xanax, relax
Trying to stick my fucking dick inside a mannequin's ass
Then I get manic-depressed, see the orthodontist, get gassed
Man, it's kick-ass, the first thing I put on is the mask
Speaking of masks, man, it ain't too late to have a change of pace
And take it off and show my face, so you can see the things you face
And slice you up and cook you after you're murdered by strangulation
That's bacon souffle you making, ain't you? Well, thank you, Jason
There goes one more coma due to blunt force trauma
Just give me one more Soma and I'll be done for, mama
Go in the damn broom closet, another Valium, lost it
Shoving the vacuum nozzle, down the bathroom faucet
It seems like every day, I get a little flakier
The medication is making my hands a little shakier
Hand me that eighteen-month-old baby to shake him up
It'll only take me a second to choke his trachea
Breaking his neck in eighty-some places, baby, here Shady comes, lady
He's got the razor b-blades and the ch-ch-chainsa-saw, baby
You b-b-blundering, bumbling, m-m-mumbling dum-dums
Yeah, here I come-come, you hear the rumbling? Vrumm-vrumm
There's something inside of that blue tub and that drum-drum
A head and torso of someone; where'd it come from?
Who's it belong to? Maybe the girl with the long, blonde hair
Who disappeared and left her cheerleader pom-poms
Clearly, there's somethin' wrong, 'cause she didn't come home
She's missing, where is she? Something fishy is going on
I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs
Now, everybody get your dance on to my damn song, come on!
Unreleased Songs
- What’s Your Intent? (Original Version)
- The Kids (Demo)
- Rock Your World
- Mic Check One Two
- C’mon Everybody
- Role Model (Demo)
- Cleanin’ Out My Closet (Drum & Bass Remix)
- Lose Yourself (Drum & Bass Remix)
- Purple Pimp Saga Bellbottom Pants
- Take 87 & A Half
- The Kids (Unreleased Demo)
- My Name Is (Original Version)
- God Is Cleaning Out My Closet
- My Name Is (Original)
- Take The World With Me
- Eat It
- Blown Away
- If I Told You
- Everything
- Everything I Do
- What’s Your Intent?
- BANG (Original Version)
- Unreleased Songs [Discography List]
- One-Handed Juggler (Original Version)
- One-Handed Juggler (Studio Version)
- Firecracker (Studio Version)
- From Olive Us to Olive U
- Troublemaker
- Jealousy Woes I
- Ghost Stories
- Things Get Worse (Lost Version)
- Run Your Jewels (Snippet)
- Cut Back (Leak)
- Cut Back
- Hip Hop
- Hard Motherfucker
- Crack a Bottle (Original Demo)
- Fly Away
- Oh No
- Give Me the Ball
- Hit Me with Your Best Shot
- Hello Good Morning (Eminem Remix)
- Foolish Pride
- Difficult
- My Syllables
- Demon Inside
- Cocaine
- I’m Having a Relapse
- Renegades
- Emulate
- Stimulate
- Celebrity (Remix)
- Till Hell Freezes Over
- Ballin’ Uncontrollably
- I Get Money (Remix)
- What’s Your Intent? (Live)
- Benzino II (Skit)
- Bad Meets Evil (Original Version)
- Topless (Remix)
- Nut Up
- Tylenol Island
- Listen To Your Heart
- The People’s Champ (Intro)
- It’s Been Real
- Weed Lacer
- 50 Ways
- I’ll Hurt You
- Wee Wee
- Our House
- G.O.A.T.
- The Apple
- Despicable