Released: July 26, 2011
Songwriter: Jeremy Crady Casey Beathard Jeff Hyde Eric Church
Producer: Jay Joyce
[Verse 1]
Read it in the paper
Marked the date on the wall
To remind myself to celebrate
The day I lose it all
They made plans to be together
I made plans to be alone
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
Damn right I've got objections
But it's awful too late now
Yeah, the cans are on the limo
And the rice is on the ground
They're headed for the islands
But hell I'm already gone
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Chorus]
Here's to happy ever after
And here's to balls and chains
And Here's to all us haters
Of old lovers new last names
And here's to holding' up
And getting' right where I belong
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Verse 2]
Yeah I knew that it was over
When I heard those wedding bells
That preacher was my jailer
Now this bottle is my bail
So much for all that praying'
Her I do would be I don't
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
So to hell with her and him
And the white horse they rode out on
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Outro]
Yeah she got a rock
Ha ha ha
I'm getting' stoned
Yeah I'm getting' stoned
Yeeaahhh come on
Read it in the paper
Marked the date on the wall
To remind myself to celebrate
The day I lose it all
They made plans to be together
I made plans to be alone
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
Damn right I've got objections
But it's awful too late now
Yeah, the cans are on the limo
And the rice is on the ground
They're headed for the islands
But hell I'm already gone
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Chorus]
Here's to happy ever after
And here's to balls and chains
And Here's to all us haters
Of old lovers new last names
And here's to holding' up
And getting' right where I belong
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Verse 2]
Yeah I knew that it was over
When I heard those wedding bells
That preacher was my jailer
Now this bottle is my bail
So much for all that praying'
Her I do would be I don't
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
So to hell with her and him
And the white horse they rode out on
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Outro]
Yeah she got a rock
Ha ha ha
I'm getting' stoned
Yeah I'm getting' stoned
Yeeaahhh come on
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- Round Here Buzz
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- Lotta Boot Left To Fill
- Young And Wild
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- Record Year
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- Like A Wrecking Ball
- Round Here Buzz
- Higher Wire
- Mixed Drinks About Feelings
- Three Year Old
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- Knives Of New Orleans
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- Hell of a View
- Why Not Me
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