Featuring: Mike Tyson Canibus

Producer: RZA

[Intro: Mike Tyson (Canibus)]
Get acquainted to the one and the only
The future, hip-hop king
Forever, the Canibus
(The Funkmaster Flex is coming!)

[Canibus]
For all you niggas saying that my shit is sick
Just imagine the 90% of my brain that I ain't even used yet
Take a deep breath quick, suck in as much air
As my lungs will permit, then I start to kick that shit
I been getting busy before the planets started to turn
Before the bees, the birds and Adam and Eve occured
Prior to all creation in other words
When the female egg will merge with the man's sperm
I stand firm, my words burn through your exterior
They eat away at your interior, I'm superior
While you only pretend to be, I can double my density
From three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly
Six, multiplied by five by four by three by two then one
Go head and calculate the sum
The time has cometh, I was summoned to punish
Motherfuckers with mouths that runneth over with rubbish
When I come through, niggas stand stiller than statues
Cause if I have to, I'll battle your whole rap crew
Then I'll attack you with words that's absurd
And rip your fucking skin off just to get on your nerves

Funkmaster Flex

Funkmaster Flex began his career as a producer best known for his work in the 90’s East Coast hip-hop scene. His discography includes both solo works, such as 60 Minutes of Funk which received RIAA gold standard, as well as his collaborative efforts with rappers such as Biz Markie and The Notorious B.I.G. Flex’s early music served as an inspiration for other artists growing up, such as Mark

However, Flex is perhaps best known as a DJ, most notable for his show on radio station Hot 97 in New York. His show often includes special guests who freestyle, also known as the “Funkmaster Flex Freestyle”, rappers who have participated, to name a few, include J. Cole and Mos Def.

Even more notorious, is the news and gossip sections of Funk Flex’s show. Although Flex is not new at inserting himself into beef, he immortalized his position in gossip when he perpetuated the 2015 Drake and Meek Mill ghostwriting beef. The Funkmaster played reference tracks from alleged Drake ghostwriter Quentin Miller and dissed Drake on his show continuously. While he did eventually deliver on providing some “evidence” to Quentin Miller’s involvement with Drake, many criticized Flex for using the beef as promotion, even starting a petition to have him fired from Hot 97.