Released: October 27, 2009

Featuring: Jan Lamb

[副歌: Jan Lamb]
点解你, 喂喂喂
点解你, 喂喂喂
点解你, 喂喂喂
点解你, 食烟饮酒讲粗
Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da
点解你哋, 食烟饮酒又讲粗口
Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da

[主歌一: Jan Lamb]
小妹妹你个阵你六年班
做班长最钟意抹黑版
诗歌朗诵琴又弹
人人话你天真漫澜
眨吓眼 唔系讲玩
小姐请问你捞边瓣
化咁行个妆哗大花旦
鼻环脷环衬到落西环
玩玩铜锣湾劈上老兰
烟驳烟 当正餐
粗口啤酒一啖一啖
咀黎咀去 好闲好闲
汤呀汤 汤到去洗手间
响洗手间趴响厕所板
一抬起个头 眼坦坦
仲开口埋口 你个苹果橙

[导歌: G.E.M.]
先生请你咪嘈
本小姐要做乜好点知道
刚收到分手噩耗
十磅肥肉在小腿上帝点好
返工等跳槽 (Ooh, ooh)
名模待嫁使我羡慕
伤心加愤怒 (Ooh, ooh)
靓手袋靓衫我又冇

[副歌: Jan Lamb]
食烟饮酒讲粗
Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da
点解你哋, 食烟饮酒又讲粗口
Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da

[主歌二: G.E.M., Jan Lamb]
我做乜关大家乜事
边个响我面前扮导师
唔该晒 借开啲
俾条路我free, free
Party people can't you see
Ladies night (It's all about me)
难得玩得开心啲
有今次未必有下一次
你想闹但系又唔闹得
闹完渠当你是但噏 (Whatever)
有时我真系想give up
有时我真系想say fuck
食咁多烟你会死得早
饮酒随时益咗啲咸湿佬
你把口仲污糟过马路
你开口吓亲老豆老母

[副歌: G.E.M., Jan Lamb]
食烟饮酒讲粗
Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da (Come on)
点解你哋, 食烟饮酒又讲粗口
Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da
点解你, 仲乜唧
点解你 喂喂喂
点解你 喂喂喂
点解你 喂喂喂
点解你

[主歌三: G.E.M., Jan Lamb]
其实我旧时都试过食烟
饮酒饮醉到我饮过小便
我爆粗比你更加贱
阿妈开口我即刻闪
跟住玩到唔知自己喺边
玩玩吓我又玩咗几年
个人大过咗就乜都会变
今日见到你谂起我以前 (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
音响一于要嘈
今晚要扭大声赶走枯燥 (Ayy)
只想松松脑部
入夜狂热便清早大叫好好
通宵跟我做
毫无烦恼 啱我味道
不必等散步
要开心快跟我热舞
失恋呀, 喂喂喂
返工呀, 喂喂喂
争一句, 嗌爆肺
天光啦

G.E.M.

G.E.M., also known as Gloria Tang (鄧詩穎), is one of Chinese music most famous artists. Dubbed by many as “China’s Taylor Swift,” her unique voice draws people of all languages to listen to her songs.

G.E.M is a stage name that Tang created at 16 when she began her music career. It stands for “Get Everybody Moving” and has become one of her goals in her music career. Tang’s music started gaining more recognition after she competed in a Chinese singing competition, I Am A Singer.

Since beginning her music career at 16, G.E.M has released quite a few successful albums including Heartbeat, Xposed, and MySecret. G.E.M is also extremely influential on social media which caught the attention of Forbes who listed her as one of the “30 under 30” most influential people under the category for musicians.