Released: May 4, 2010
Songwriter: MC Hammer
Producer: Adam Anders Peer Åström Ryan Murphy
[ARTIE]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
[ARTIE & (THE GROUP)]
My-my-my-my (U can't touch this) music hits me so hard
Makes me say, 'oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good
When you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat-uh!
U can't touch
I told you, homeboy
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Look in my eyes, man
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
[THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that
Like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat
They can't touch
Yo! I told you
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Why you standing there, man?
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Yo, sound the bells, school is in, sucker
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know You talk about the Hammer, you're talking about a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it is going to take in the '90s
To burn the charts
Legit either work hard or you might as well quit
That's the word, because you know
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Break it down
Stop. Hammer time
Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't groove to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winter
Dance to this an' you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump
Yeah
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Look man
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
You better get hyped boy 'cause you know ya can't
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down
Stop. Hammer time
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Break it down
Stop. Hammer time
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hyped
I'm dope on the floor
And I'm magic on the mike
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others making records
That just don't hit
I've toured around the world
From London to the Bay
It's Hammer, go Hammer,M.C.Hammer, Yo Hammer
And the rest can go and play
Can't touch this
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Yeah
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
I told you
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Too hype
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
Can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Yo, we outta here
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
Can't touch this
U can't touch this
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
[ARTIE & (THE GROUP)]
My-my-my-my (U can't touch this) music hits me so hard
Makes me say, 'oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good
When you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat-uh!
U can't touch
I told you, homeboy
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Look in my eyes, man
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
[THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that
Like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat
They can't touch
Yo! I told you
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Why you standing there, man?
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Yo, sound the bells, school is in, sucker
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know You talk about the Hammer, you're talking about a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it is going to take in the '90s
To burn the charts
Legit either work hard or you might as well quit
That's the word, because you know
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Break it down
Stop. Hammer time
Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't groove to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winter
Dance to this an' you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump
Yeah
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Look man
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
You better get hyped boy 'cause you know ya can't
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down
Stop. Hammer time
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Break it down
Stop. Hammer time
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hyped
I'm dope on the floor
And I'm magic on the mike
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others making records
That just don't hit
I've toured around the world
From London to the Bay
It's Hammer, go Hammer,M.C.Hammer, Yo Hammer
And the rest can go and play
Can't touch this
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Yeah
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
I told you
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
U can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Too hype
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
Can't touch this
[ARTIE]
Yo, we outta here
[ARTIE with THE GROUP]
Can't touch this
Glee: The Music, The Complete Season One
- U Can’t Touch This
- Poker Face
- Keep Holding On
- Like a Prayer
- Bootylicious
- Gold Digger
- Bust Your Windows
- You Can’t Always Get What You Want
- 4 Minutes
- Bad Romance
- Borderline / Open Your Heart
- Take a Bow
- It’s My Life / Confessions Part II
- Express Yourself
- Burning Up
- Tell Me Something Good
- Last Name
- Ice Ice Baby
- Imagine
- Don’t Stand So Close to Me / Young Girl
- Papa Don’t Preach
- Halo / Walking on Sunshine
- Hair / Crazy in Love
- Physical
- What It Feels Like for a Girl
- Dancing With Myself
- Jessie’s Girl
- The Boy is Mine
- Endless Love
- Hello
- Hello, Goodbye
- Vogue
- Rehab
- Fire
- Bust Your Windows
- Empire State of Mind
- Smooth Criminal
- The Boy is Mine
- Poker Face
- Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)
- Stereo Hearts
- Mine
- Rumour Has It / Someone Like You
- Marry You
- Halo / Walking on Sunshine
- New York State of Mind
- Telephone
- A Thousand Years
- Keep Holding On
- Survivor / I Will Survive
- Teenage Dream
- Forget You
- Billionaire
- It’s My Life / Confessions Part II
- Born This Way
- Uptown Girl
- Imagine
- Without You