Songwriter: Harry Nilsson
Producer: Harry Nilsson
Well, it's a little late for Christmas but have one anyway
And while I'm on the subject, baby, have a happy birthday
How's your father ? How's your mom ?
Don't it make you itch a little when you know they've got the bomb ?
Boy, it's been weird out here lately but I guess that's OK too
'Cause television is here to save us and tell us what to do
Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one, at least once a night
Show me an old one but don't turn out your love light
You've got nineteen inches, baby, and that's a real good size
I could lie there on the floor and just look at you all night long
I could just twist your knobs right off and fool around with you
I don't need no TV guide to tell me what to do
Kojak, Kojak, Kojak,Columbo
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one, at least once a night
Tell me an old one but save out your love light
Ah, and when I get too old, too old to rock and roll
I'll sit in my unrockin' chair, babe, and use my remote control
Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one, at least once a night
Show me an old one but don't turn out your love light
You've got nineteen inches, baby, that's a real good size
I'd like to poke my eyes inside you, baby, and just look around
I love your cute little rabbit ears, I love your cable and your box
And when I turn out the light at night, baby, I hope that light never stops
Your love light, Kojak
And while I'm on the subject, baby, have a happy birthday
How's your father ? How's your mom ?
Don't it make you itch a little when you know they've got the bomb ?
Boy, it's been weird out here lately but I guess that's OK too
'Cause television is here to save us and tell us what to do
Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one, at least once a night
Show me an old one but don't turn out your love light
You've got nineteen inches, baby, and that's a real good size
I could lie there on the floor and just look at you all night long
I could just twist your knobs right off and fool around with you
I don't need no TV guide to tell me what to do
Kojak, Kojak, Kojak,Columbo
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one, at least once a night
Tell me an old one but save out your love light
Ah, and when I get too old, too old to rock and roll
I'll sit in my unrockin' chair, babe, and use my remote control
Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo
Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo
Tell me a new one, at least once a night
Show me an old one but don't turn out your love light
You've got nineteen inches, baby, that's a real good size
I'd like to poke my eyes inside you, baby, and just look around
I love your cute little rabbit ears, I love your cable and your box
And when I turn out the light at night, baby, I hope that light never stops
Your love light, Kojak
- Kojak Columbo / Turn Out The Light (1975)
- Duit on Mon Dei (1975)
- Spaceman
- The Most Beautiful World in the World
- Subterranean Homesick Blues
- Black Sails
- You’re Breakin’ My Heart
- Good for God
- Save the Last Dance for Me
- She’s Leaving Home
- Mother Nature’s Son
- All My Life
- Mucho Mungo/Mt. Elga
- Take 54
- Rock Around the Clock
- Loop De Loop
- That Is All
- At My Front Door
- Ambush
- Old Dirt Road
- That Is All (Reprise)
- Many Rivers to Cross
- Old Forgotten Soldier
- Kojak Columbo
- Don’t Forget Me
- You Can’t Do That