Released: October 29, 1991
Songwriter: Ice Cube DJ Pooh Sir Jinx Boogiemen
Producer: Sir Jinx Boogiemen
[6 seconds fades-in]
[Robin Lench:]
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Robin Lench! [applausin']
And welcome to the "Lifestyles Of The Poor And Unfortunate"!
Where you and your broad... can win EIGHT days and nine dangerous nights at...
'The Come On In Motel', overviewing... the Watts Tower. (awwwwwwww!)
And for your transportation pleasures, you get to ride on what?...
The "R.T.D.": the "Rough, Tough and Dangerous"
Where, we provide you and your bitch... round trip transfer...
STRAIGHT DOWN RAAANGE... [5 shots] (AYO, NIGGA! GET OUTTA THE CAR, NIGGA!)
Where you can meet, who? O.G. MudBone! (who the fuck are?)
Hello, O.G. MudBone! Say: "Hi!" (NIGGA, FUCK YOU MUTHAFUCKA! [GET OUTTA HERE] - WIN THESE NUTS, PUNK!) [7 shots]
And for your gambling cravings...
You can lose that trick-bitch that's with ya... almost...
Well... basically... ANYWHERE! (I give you $20 for your biiiiitch! Hahahahah!)
And for your nightlife entertainment, you get to visit...
Our very own... strawberry showgirls! Located where? On Figueroa!
'Ey, 'ey, bitch! 'Ey, how much for "head"?
Hahahahahah! Oww... ahahh!
Ow! Until next time!
40 ounce dreams and watermelon wishes!
I'm Robin Lench, peace!
5000 G!
[Robin Lench:]
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Robin Lench! [applausin']
And welcome to the "Lifestyles Of The Poor And Unfortunate"!
Where you and your broad... can win EIGHT days and nine dangerous nights at...
'The Come On In Motel', overviewing... the Watts Tower. (awwwwwwww!)
And for your transportation pleasures, you get to ride on what?...
The "R.T.D.": the "Rough, Tough and Dangerous"
Where, we provide you and your bitch... round trip transfer...
STRAIGHT DOWN RAAANGE... [5 shots] (AYO, NIGGA! GET OUTTA THE CAR, NIGGA!)
Where you can meet, who? O.G. MudBone! (who the fuck are?)
Hello, O.G. MudBone! Say: "Hi!" (NIGGA, FUCK YOU MUTHAFUCKA! [GET OUTTA HERE] - WIN THESE NUTS, PUNK!) [7 shots]
And for your gambling cravings...
You can lose that trick-bitch that's with ya... almost...
Well... basically... ANYWHERE! (I give you $20 for your biiiiitch! Hahahahah!)
And for your nightlife entertainment, you get to visit...
Our very own... strawberry showgirls! Located where? On Figueroa!
'Ey, 'ey, bitch! 'Ey, how much for "head"?
Hahahahahah! Oww... ahahh!
Ow! Until next time!
40 ounce dreams and watermelon wishes!
I'm Robin Lench, peace!
5000 G!
Death Certificate
- Steady Mobbin’
- True to the Game
- The Wrong Nigga to Fuck Wit
- Color Blind
- Man’s Best Friend
- How to Survive in South Central
- The Funeral
- Robin Lench
- Death
- The Birth
- Us
- My Summer Vacation
- No Vaseline
- Givin’ Up the Nappy Dug Out
- A Bird in the Hand
- Alive On Arrival
- Look Who’s Burnin’
- Horny Lil’ Devil
- Black Korea
- Doing Dumb Shit
- I Wanna Kill Sam
- Death Certificate Album Art
- Death Certificate (1991)
- Death Certificate 25th Anniversary (2017)
- No Vaseline
- It Was a Good Day
- Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It
- Check Yo Self
- You Know How We Do It
- Hello
- Check Yo Self (Remix)
- The Nigga Ya Love to Hate
- Why We Thugs
- Good Cop Bad Cop
- Arrest The President
- You Can Do It
- Nobody Wants to Die
- Go to Church
- Hood Mentality
- Smoke Some Weed
- Ghetto Vet
- AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted
- Friday
- Steady Mobbin’
- Black Korea
- Everythang’s Corrupt
- A Bird in the Hand
- Ghetto Bird