All the things I read come from magazines
My concentration never was what it might have been
And I know that I'm impatient but there isn't really time
To have all these ideas going through my mind

Magazine
For your survival
Magazine
There's no modern rival
Magazine

Choose what I want to read so I'm never bored
All the time I save I use to read more

Magazine
It's just like the real thing
Magazine
But better looking
Magazine

From the absurd to the obscene
Uncovered here in

Magazine
All of life in fun size
Magazine
And you can win this great prize
Magazine