I Am the WalrusJim Carrey

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly. i´m crying

Sitting on cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody tuesday

Man, you´ve been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus--goo goo g'joob

Mister city policeman sitting pretty little
Policemen in a row
See how they fly like lucy in the sky
See how they run. i´m crying. i´m crying. i'm crying...i'mcryyyy...

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog´s eye
Crab a locker fishwife
Pornographic priestess

Boy, you´ve been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus--goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don´t come you get a tan
From standing in the english rain

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus--goo goo g'joob

Expert experts choking smokers
Don´t you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I´m crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singin´hare krishna
Man, you should have seen them
Kicking edgar allan poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus--goo goo g'joob

There, I did it! I defiled a timeless piece of art. For my next trick, I will paint a smiley face on the Mona Lisa while using the Shroud of Turin as a dropcloth