Released: June 17, 2003

Songwriter: MF DOOM

Producer: Metal Fingers

[Child]
Paper. All day, in ways that people never think of

[Man]
International Paper-

[Foghorn Leghorn / Mel Blanc]
Hey, I made a funny!

[Cartoon Character]
Very funny

[Child]
I wasn’t gettin’ good marks in reading-

[Muffled Voice]
Stupid

[Girl]
Poor girl

[Man 2]
What is wrong with you?!
You're sick

[Man 2]
Ho- hold on- I was only following orders, I WAS ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS!

[Man 3]
You little punk!
It’s not a joke, kid
Oi!
Don’t let your overconfidence get you killed, those men are dangerous!

[Boy]
He may have a face like a waffle iron, but he got a heart of gold

[Man 4]
My little friend here is the only one who understands me

[Kenshiro / Lex Lang]
Take me to your leader

[Mad Sarge / Jamieson Price]
You can go to hell

[Mad Sarge / Jamieson Price]
What?

[Man 5]
Nothing

[Man 6]
Violence. Violence and power will rule!

[Man 4]
Yeah

[British Man]
Brain death will follow in four minutes

[Gruff Man]
The children will need some means of defending themselves

[Boy]
Well, I’ll be damned! We could blow up a whole army with these babies!

[Kenshiro / Lex Lang]
That may be so. I do appreciate it, but I have no use for weapons
My fists pack one million volts!

Pardon me

King Geedorah

King Geedorah (spelled “King Ghidra” prior to Take Me To Your Leader) is one of MF DOOM’s many aliases. The character is based off of King Ghidorah, a three-headed space monster from the Godzilla films.

Geedorah was a member of NYC underground rap collective Monsta Island Czars, most of whom took their names from Toho’s Godzilla pantheon. MIC colleagues Gigan (alias of Zymeer), Biolante (alias of Kurious), Jet Jaguar (alias of MF Grimm) and Rodan (alias of Doc Morreau) make apperances on Geedorah’s only record, Take Me To Your Leader.