Released: May 15, 2013
Songwriter: Lil Dicky
Lyrics:
I heard this shit on workaholics
And this for errbody bout to finish college
It's only right that I drop a little knowledge
Cuz life ain't like it outta be
I thought it'd be, a lotta women callin me
And sodomy, and drinkin like it's all for free
Illogically, I never thoughta poverty
Or how this muthafucka's muthafuckin job would be
But ever since I go the cap and gown
Errybody cracking down, nappin now
Erry fuckin snack got me packin pounds
Wearin fuckin slacks, got me scratching da back uh ma sack
And rap is not exactly a faculty rapidly rackin me
Anything but apathy for those who be naggin and draggin me
Into the wackest meetings, holding me back from eating
The saddest fucking lunch I pack and bag in the evening
Ma bank is depleted, I even have to think before tweeting
Man it's really fuckin sad when thinking bout
The evolution from the past to drinking now
We used to go and split a handle, drink it down
Then hit the town, and hit the hottest chicks around
But now? I can barely slug a half a dozen tops
Used to chug a lot, now I'm fuckin buzzin off a shot whoa
Clubbin wasn't nuffin to me boy
Used to walk up in that muthafucka stuntin like whassup, I wadn't coy
Ain't nobody gave a fuck if I'm employed
Errybody drunk and fuckin lovin it, rubbin, and huggin
Mugging, chugging and fuckin but now these bitches
Is up on some other shit, wanting a husband
Clubbin got me buggin and blushing cuz I'ma young'n das confronted
Wit a hundred abundantly rugged, and coveted, funded muthafuckas, it's humbling
Think about the age range
They get to date way older and emotionally open homies goin gray
Now I'm up on first dates
Sober like it's first grade
Hoping when it's over that I close it wit some first base shit
Ma face getting fuckin fat
It's April, hay fool fill your fuckin taxes out
Long ass days, getting blazed, and tappin out
Back is naggin now, mac is laggin now
Because I bought it back in college
So if you comin lemme run a little knowledge
If you was wondering if fun isn't acknowledged
Well Wednesdays, I be watching workaholics
I heard this shit on workaholics
And this for errbody bout to finish college
It's only right that I drop a little knowledge
Cuz life ain't like it outta be
I thought it'd be, a lotta women callin me
And sodomy, and drinkin like it's all for free
Illogically, I never thoughta poverty
Or how this muthafucka's muthafuckin job would be
But ever since I go the cap and gown
Errybody cracking down, nappin now
Erry fuckin snack got me packin pounds
Wearin fuckin slacks, got me scratching da back uh ma sack
And rap is not exactly a faculty rapidly rackin me
Anything but apathy for those who be naggin and draggin me
Into the wackest meetings, holding me back from eating
The saddest fucking lunch I pack and bag in the evening
Ma bank is depleted, I even have to think before tweeting
Man it's really fuckin sad when thinking bout
The evolution from the past to drinking now
We used to go and split a handle, drink it down
Then hit the town, and hit the hottest chicks around
But now? I can barely slug a half a dozen tops
Used to chug a lot, now I'm fuckin buzzin off a shot whoa
Clubbin wasn't nuffin to me boy
Used to walk up in that muthafucka stuntin like whassup, I wadn't coy
Ain't nobody gave a fuck if I'm employed
Errybody drunk and fuckin lovin it, rubbin, and huggin
Mugging, chugging and fuckin but now these bitches
Is up on some other shit, wanting a husband
Clubbin got me buggin and blushing cuz I'ma young'n das confronted
Wit a hundred abundantly rugged, and coveted, funded muthafuckas, it's humbling
Think about the age range
They get to date way older and emotionally open homies goin gray
Now I'm up on first dates
Sober like it's first grade
Hoping when it's over that I close it wit some first base shit
Ma face getting fuckin fat
It's April, hay fool fill your fuckin taxes out
Long ass days, getting blazed, and tappin out
Back is naggin now, mac is laggin now
Because I bought it back in college
So if you comin lemme run a little knowledge
If you was wondering if fun isn't acknowledged
Well Wednesdays, I be watching workaholics
- Hump Days (2014)
- Freaky Friday
- Earth
- $ave Dat Money
- Professional Rapper
- Pillow Talking
- Molly
- Russell Westbrook on a Farm
- Lemme Freak
- Ex-Boyfriend
- Bruh...
- Too High
- Hype (Freestyle)
- White Dude
- White Crime
- Personality
- Jewish Flow
- Make Belief
- Lion King
- Who Knew
- Classic Male Pregame
- Lemme Freak for Real Tho (Outro)
- The ’90s
- All K
- Oh Well