Songwriter: Lil Wayne
[Intro: Lil' Wayne]
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Look, I fucked the bitch with a broomstick
The same broom that I didn't clean my room with;
Yeah, I'm on her peach like a fruit fly
Last Night I bumped into God, I be Too High
Like "Excuse you," I said, "Who are you?"
He said ''I'm the motherfuckin reason you are you''
Really? Wow, You're the reason?
And all these time I thought it was Bitch ass Dwayne and Cita
Ehh, My Niggas nutty as a fruit pie
Shoulda Woulda Coulda mama should have got her tubes tied
The only job my bitch ever had is a boob job
Commit to the bitch? I'd rather commit suicide
I once knew a guy who knew a guy who had some weed
He turned out to be fruity, tried to suck my johnny apple seed
I ripped his fuckin heart out
And gave it to my girl on valentines day
And she still fuckin broke it
You hoe' bitch I hate you
Matter of fact, I love every bitch that ain't you
I heard they kick you out of heaven for dyking with angels
Ughhhhh!, I said I'll never think about you again
And you gave me brain, You're playing mind games
I tattoo these tears cos you a crying shame
I know you fuck niggas who on my team like Mama James
I fucked you raw and now a Nigga pissing fire rain
And now my dick mad at me, fuck!
[Chorus: Lil Wayne]
Road Lizards
I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy
Crazy as a Road Lizards
I ain't Crazy, these hoes crazy
[Bridge: Lil Wayne]
Man, Have you ever seen a road lizard?
As soon as the get stuck in the middle of a road
Like, Cars keep passing
Like, It don't know where to go, because everywhere It go
Its like a tyre to the left, a tyre to the right
Its like its going crazy, Road lizards!
[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
Ughh
Iguana Vagina, Reptile
And that Sissy ass Kid ain't my step child
Should slit your motherfuckin' throat and make your neck smile
T. gave me Insomnia and made me calm down
And when my high came down, I burned the home down
I ain't on cloud nine, i'm on my own cloud
My friends are white, I might be hanging with the wrong crowd
Get it? Hangin'?
I'm titty-banging a bitch who still wear a training bras
I ate her fuckin heart out, it came with fries
And my soft drink, I don't blink, I see it all
My dick a ballerina, let me stick it in your Leotard
How the fuck these bitches gonna call me a dog?
Hold my dick above your head like a MVP award
Ahh, I head you're back fucking your old Nigga
I get into my car and run-over the motherfuckin..
[Chorus: Lil Wayne]
Road Lizards
I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy
Crazy as a Road Lizards
I ain't Crazy, you hoes crazy
[Outro: Lil' Wayne]
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy
Yeah!
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Look, I fucked the bitch with a broomstick
The same broom that I didn't clean my room with;
Yeah, I'm on her peach like a fruit fly
Last Night I bumped into God, I be Too High
Like "Excuse you," I said, "Who are you?"
He said ''I'm the motherfuckin reason you are you''
Really? Wow, You're the reason?
And all these time I thought it was Bitch ass Dwayne and Cita
Ehh, My Niggas nutty as a fruit pie
Shoulda Woulda Coulda mama should have got her tubes tied
The only job my bitch ever had is a boob job
Commit to the bitch? I'd rather commit suicide
I once knew a guy who knew a guy who had some weed
He turned out to be fruity, tried to suck my johnny apple seed
I ripped his fuckin heart out
And gave it to my girl on valentines day
And she still fuckin broke it
You hoe' bitch I hate you
Matter of fact, I love every bitch that ain't you
I heard they kick you out of heaven for dyking with angels
Ughhhhh!, I said I'll never think about you again
And you gave me brain, You're playing mind games
I tattoo these tears cos you a crying shame
I know you fuck niggas who on my team like Mama James
I fucked you raw and now a Nigga pissing fire rain
And now my dick mad at me, fuck!
[Chorus: Lil Wayne]
Road Lizards
I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy
Crazy as a Road Lizards
I ain't Crazy, these hoes crazy
[Bridge: Lil Wayne]
Man, Have you ever seen a road lizard?
As soon as the get stuck in the middle of a road
Like, Cars keep passing
Like, It don't know where to go, because everywhere It go
Its like a tyre to the left, a tyre to the right
Its like its going crazy, Road lizards!
[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
Ughh
Iguana Vagina, Reptile
And that Sissy ass Kid ain't my step child
Should slit your motherfuckin' throat and make your neck smile
T. gave me Insomnia and made me calm down
And when my high came down, I burned the home down
I ain't on cloud nine, i'm on my own cloud
My friends are white, I might be hanging with the wrong crowd
Get it? Hangin'?
I'm titty-banging a bitch who still wear a training bras
I ate her fuckin heart out, it came with fries
And my soft drink, I don't blink, I see it all
My dick a ballerina, let me stick it in your Leotard
How the fuck these bitches gonna call me a dog?
Hold my dick above your head like a MVP award
Ahh, I head you're back fucking your old Nigga
I get into my car and run-over the motherfuckin..
[Chorus: Lil Wayne]
Road Lizards
I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy
Crazy as a Road Lizards
I ain't Crazy, you hoes crazy
[Outro: Lil' Wayne]
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy
Yeah!
Unreleased Songs
- Mona Lisa (Demo)
- Mano Y Mano*
- Murda (C5)*
- Let It All Work Out (Demo)*
- Cap & Gown
- Rap City Freestyle 2001
- Jungle
- Road Lizard
- Playoff
- Phoenix
- I’m Good (Demo)
- Brad Pitt*
- Better Get ’Em*
- Open Safe (Demo)
- Take It Slow
- Open Letter (Demo)
- Famous (Demo)
- Stick ’Em
- If I Don’t (She’s Mine)
- No Brainer
- Never Really Mattered
- Hush Hush
- Grindin’ (Remix)*
- Baby Twist*
- Shoot Up The Casket*
- Go Girl
- Red Rover
- Not a Game
- Thug Life
- Ceilings (OG Version)
- Siri (Demo)*
- More To The Story (Demo)*
- Life of Mr. Carter (Demo)
- She Said Better Get ’Em*
- Perfect (Remix)
- Kings & Queens
- Gang x3
- Hasta La Vista (Demo)
- Joog
- Everytime
- Sike
- Real Nigga Anthem
- Understatement
- Zero V2
- Zero V3 (Nothing Without You)
- Satisfied
- Rise Up
- Chi Chi
- Old Town Road (Remix)
- My Darlin Baby
- Dead Bodies
- February 18th
- Colors
- Cry
- Blow My Mind
- Dynamic
- Staring at the World
- I’m Good (IANAHB2)
- Silence On The Gun (Original)
- BET Freestyle
- She Will (Original)
- Fix My Hat
- Cry Out
- Cascades
- Do It Again
- We Back Soon (Original)
- Around the Way Girl
- Outstanding
- Dear Anne
- It’s Young Money
- Baseball Sex
- Blacka Blacka
- Ay Man
- B.M. J.R. II
- Blood Klot
- Velvet
- Shake It
- Good Poison (Demo)
- All for the Feeling
- ColleGrove*
- Oxy (Original)
- Bodies
- In A Cage
- I Don’t Need Her
- Bye Bae
- Deep Sleep
- Showtime
- Start This Shit Off Right (Demo)*
- Mute
- Dinnertime
- More*
- Light Up
- Ammo
- Just Chill
- Juug*
- Quasimodo
- Your Bad