Songwriter: Lil Wayne

[Intro: Lil' Wayne]
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard

[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Look, I fucked the bitch with a broomstick
The same broom that I didn't clean my room with;
Yeah, I'm on her peach like a fruit fly
Last Night I bumped into God, I be Too High
Like "Excuse you," I said, "Who are you?"
He said ''I'm the motherfuckin reason you are you''
Really? Wow, You're the reason?
And all these time I thought it was Bitch ass Dwayne and Cita
Ehh, My Niggas nutty as a fruit pie
Shoulda Woulda Coulda mama should have got her tubes tied
The only job my bitch ever had is a boob job
Commit to the bitch? I'd rather commit suicide
I once knew a guy who knew a guy who had some weed
He turned out to be fruity, tried to suck my johnny apple seed
I ripped his fuckin heart out
And gave it to my girl on valentines day
And she still fuckin broke it
You hoe' bitch I hate you
Matter of fact, I love every bitch that ain't you
I heard they kick you out of heaven for dyking with angels
Ughhhhh!, I said I'll never think about you again
And you gave me brain, You're playing mind games
I tattoo these tears cos you a crying shame
I know you fuck niggas who on my team like Mama James
I fucked you raw and now a Nigga pissing fire rain
And now my dick mad at me, fuck!

[Chorus: Lil Wayne]
Road Lizards
I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy
Crazy as a Road Lizards
I ain't Crazy, these hoes crazy

[Bridge: Lil Wayne]
Man, Have you ever seen a road lizard?
As soon as the get stuck in the middle of a road
Like, Cars keep passing
Like, It don't know where to go, because everywhere It go
Its like a tyre to the left, a tyre to the right
Its like its going crazy, Road lizards!

[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
Ughh
Iguana Vagina, Reptile
And that Sissy ass Kid ain't my step child
Should slit your motherfuckin' throat and make your neck smile
T. gave me Insomnia and made me calm down
And when my high came down, I burned the home down
I ain't on cloud nine, i'm on my own cloud
My friends are white, I might be hanging with the wrong crowd
Get it? Hangin'?
I'm titty-banging a bitch who still wear a training bras
I ate her fuckin heart out, it came with fries
And my soft drink, I don't blink, I see it all
My dick a ballerina, let me stick it in your Leotard
How the fuck these bitches gonna call me a dog?
Hold my dick above your head like a MVP award
Ahh, I head you're back fucking your old Nigga
I get into my car and run-over the motherfuckin..

[Chorus: Lil Wayne]
Road Lizards
I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy
Crazy as a Road Lizards
I ain't Crazy, you hoes crazy

[Outro: Lil' Wayne]
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
Road Lizard
I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy
Yeah!

Lil Wayne

Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., better known by his stage name Lil Wayne, grew up in the Hollygrove neighborhood of New Orleans, Louisiana.

At the age of nine, Lil Wayne joined Cash Money Records as the youngest member of the label, and half of the duo, The B.G.‘z, with B.G.. In 1997, Lil Wayne joined the group Hot Boys, which also included rappers Juvenile, B.G., and Young Turk. Lil Wayne gained most of his success with the group’s major selling album Guerrilla Warfare, released in 1999. He has been listed in the 2012 Guinness Book Of World Records for the record of Most US Hot 100 Hits By A Rap Artist with 64 hits between 1999 and 2010.

Wayne is famous for his command of slow, witty lines and metaphorical jokes. His discography includes a slew of successful mixtapes, including Dedication 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6; No Ceilings; and Da Drought 3. His albums consistently garner acclaim, with Tha Carter series all platinum hits. Tha Carter series has been a work of Wayne’s for 13 years and continues to grow with the fifth installment, Tha Carter V released in 2018 (however, it was initially supposed to be released in late 2014). Wayne keeps a regular recording schedule, with studio booths in his tour bus, home, and following him everywhere.

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