Released: November 13, 2015
Songwriter: Logic
Producer: Logic
[Skit: Kevin Randolph & Steven Blum]
[KAI:]
Yeah, then the bitch said, “Use a condom.” And I said, “Baby, there’s like 10 people left in existence, fuck does it matter?”
[THOMAS:]
You didn’t say that...
[KAI:]
Man, yes I did!
[THOMAS:]
No, you didn’t...
[KAI:]
I’m a grown ass man, what? I’ma lie to you? I’ma lie?
Alright, maybe I just thought it—but damn, she was just so butt naked! I’d wrap her up with a trash bag just to get in it, you know what I’m saying?
[THALIA:]
Guys, we seem to be approaching another ship...
[THOMAS:]
What?
[KAI:]
Impossible!
[THOMAS:]
How far?
[THALIA:]
32 kilometers...
[THOMAS:]
Shit... HQ this is pilot Quentin Thomas, accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry William Kai of the Aquarius 3, come in, over...
[HEADQUARTERS:]
HQ here. What is it, Thomas?
[THOMAS:]
My program has just informed me and my partner of another ship that’s now 31 kilometers out...
[HEADQUARTERS:]
Did you just say another ship?
[KAI:]
Yeah, that's what he said!
Another fuckin' ship in the middle of space, man!!
[THALIA:]
I’ve gathered information from the ship’s motherboard...
[HEADQUARTERS:]
Engage the ship!
[KAI:]
What?!
[THOMAS:]
Copy!
[THALIA:]
I’m receiving audio embedded in the ship’s distress signal...
[KAI:]
Man—
Why white people always gotta go investigating shit, man?!
[THOMAS:]
Shut up Kai—Thalia, play that message!
[THALIA:]
You got it...
[SMITH:]
This is Captain Christopher Smith of the Aquarius 1—the year is 2093—time unknown. The entire crew is dead, and I fear these are my last hours. Whatever you do, do not come knocking—
[KAI:]
Aw, hell nah—we gotta get the fuck outta here man!!
[THOMAS:]
HQ, engagement is a no go!
Permission of the Aquarius 3 to push through to Paradise?
[HEADQUARTERS:]
Permission granted!
[KAI:]
Man, thank God!
[KAI:]
Yeah, then the bitch said, “Use a condom.” And I said, “Baby, there’s like 10 people left in existence, fuck does it matter?”
[THOMAS:]
You didn’t say that...
[KAI:]
Man, yes I did!
[THOMAS:]
No, you didn’t...
[KAI:]
I’m a grown ass man, what? I’ma lie to you? I’ma lie?
Alright, maybe I just thought it—but damn, she was just so butt naked! I’d wrap her up with a trash bag just to get in it, you know what I’m saying?
[THALIA:]
Guys, we seem to be approaching another ship...
[THOMAS:]
What?
[KAI:]
Impossible!
[THOMAS:]
How far?
[THALIA:]
32 kilometers...
[THOMAS:]
Shit... HQ this is pilot Quentin Thomas, accompanied by my first man in charge of infantry William Kai of the Aquarius 3, come in, over...
[HEADQUARTERS:]
HQ here. What is it, Thomas?
[THOMAS:]
My program has just informed me and my partner of another ship that’s now 31 kilometers out...
[HEADQUARTERS:]
Did you just say another ship?
[KAI:]
Yeah, that's what he said!
Another fuckin' ship in the middle of space, man!!
[THALIA:]
I’ve gathered information from the ship’s motherboard...
[HEADQUARTERS:]
Engage the ship!
[KAI:]
What?!
[THOMAS:]
Copy!
[THALIA:]
I’m receiving audio embedded in the ship’s distress signal...
[KAI:]
Man—
Why white people always gotta go investigating shit, man?!
[THOMAS:]
Shut up Kai—Thalia, play that message!
[THALIA:]
You got it...
[SMITH:]
This is Captain Christopher Smith of the Aquarius 1—the year is 2093—time unknown. The entire crew is dead, and I fear these are my last hours. Whatever you do, do not come knocking—
[KAI:]
Aw, hell nah—we gotta get the fuck outta here man!!
[THOMAS:]
HQ, engagement is a no go!
Permission of the Aquarius 3 to push through to Paradise?
[HEADQUARTERS:]
Permission granted!
[KAI:]
Man, thank God!