Songwriter: Luke Bryan Jason Matthews

[Chorus]
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

[Verse 1]
Well, I worked all week
So I could come here
Have a good time and an ice cold beer
But one turned to 10 and 10 turned to 20
And 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many

[Chorus]
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

[Verse 2]
Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt
I can’t find my keys for all this parking lot dirt
My fall back plan, has done got sad
'Cause my ex-girlfriend aren’t looking half bad

[Chorus]
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home
"Help me up, aww, put me back down, put me back down"

[Verse 3]
I sucker punched my best friend
And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band
I, I look like hell, I feel like shit
I think it’s time I call it quits

[Chorus]
It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

[Verse 4]
Yeah, it’s time to take my drunk ass home
I twisted up my ankle, can’t find my cell phone
Yeah, my lips all busted and my buzz is gone
It's time to take my drunk ass home
If y'all agree, then sing along
It's time to take, my drunk ass home

[Outro]
"Oh somebody call me a cab, please"

Luke Bryan

Thomas Luther “Luke” Bryan was born July 17, 1976 in Leesburg, Georgia, to Tommy and LeClaire Watkins Bryan. His parents also raised him in Leesburg. At age 14, his parents bought him his first guitar, and after learning to play it, he joined various local bands and began to play in local clubs. After graduating Lee County High School, Bryan planned to move to Nashville, Tennessee; however, this move was delayed, due to the death of his brother, Chris, in a car accident, on the same day he planned to leave. Luke attended Georgia Southern University, and is a member of the Eta Zeta chapter of the Sigma Chi Fraternity. After graduation Luke went to work for his dad, despite everyone encouraging him to move to Tennessee. His dad encouraged him to relocate and he arrived in Nashville in 2001, signing a record deal only two months later. The 6'01/2" singer-songwriter married Caroline Boyer on December 8, 2006. The couple have two sons. Thomas “Bo” Boyer Bryan was born March 18, 2008 and Tatum “Tate” Christopher Bryan was born August 11, 2010. Luke’s nephew Tilden “Til” Cheshire also lives with the Bryan’s, after his mother (Luke’s older sister, Kelly) died in 2007 and his father died in 2014. Among the songs Luke is known for are “Drunk on You” and “Someone Else Calling You Baby”.

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