Songwriter: Mac Miller
[Intro]
Yo, TreeJ just ate a Triple Baconator in two minutes
Jesus
[Chorus]
Life a bitch that I wanted to date, but just led me on
Now I'm goin' for another one
Put me in the friend zone, lovin' how we get along
But she wouldn't let me fuck her once
You gotta take life for what it is
But everybody just tell us that we a bunch of kids
This shit ain't nothin' big, it's just the game of life
So, motherfucker, how you playin'?
[Verse 1]
In this game of life, I'm just beginnin'
Only the first innin', but how much they payin' to get admission?
Oh, nothin'? They just listenin'?
It's all good, 'cause I’m just tryin' to make a livin'
This planet that we livin' on, streets people spittin' on
Got this cold world in my hand, I put some mittens on
They playin' dirty so my bib is on
Why they hatin' on the stars that they wish upon?
Twinkle, twinkle, a wrinkle in time
I got these motherfuckers hatin' 'cause they wish they could shine
But they can't and I can
So they stand while I dance with their bitch
With my hands on her hips and she ask me
"Can you take me to the crib?" (Haha)
Well, bitch, that wouldn't be too classy
I'm sick of all the same advice
Motherfucker, this the game of life, so how you playin'?
[Chorus]
Life a bitch that I wanted to date, but just led me on
Now I'm goin' for another one
Put me in the friend zone, lovin' how we get along
But she wouldn't let me fuck her once
You gotta take life for what it is
But everybody just tell us that we a bunch of kids
This shit ain't nothin' big, it's just the game of life
So, motherfucker, how you playin'? (Uh)
[Verse 2]
It ain't smart, I'm playin' risky in this game of life
Roll the dice, just try and get my paper right
When the heat's on, most of y'all made of ice
So you pay the price, but I'm here to save your life
You the type to never ever take advice
The world is a girl who ain't playin' right
Everybody love life 'cause it sound nice
But you can't turn a ho to a housewife
Everybody tried but they failed
Oh well, light another L
Ha, I guess the show goes on
You had her naked, now her clothes is on, what's wrong?
[Chorus]
Life a bitch that I wanted to date, but just led me on
Now I'm goin' for another one
Put me in the friend zone, lovin' how we get along
But she wouldn't let me fuck her once
You gotta take life for what it is
But everybody just tell us that we a bunch of kids
This shit ain't nothin' big, it's just the game of life
So, motherfucker, how you playin'?
Yo, TreeJ just ate a Triple Baconator in two minutes
Jesus
[Chorus]
Life a bitch that I wanted to date, but just led me on
Now I'm goin' for another one
Put me in the friend zone, lovin' how we get along
But she wouldn't let me fuck her once
You gotta take life for what it is
But everybody just tell us that we a bunch of kids
This shit ain't nothin' big, it's just the game of life
So, motherfucker, how you playin'?
[Verse 1]
In this game of life, I'm just beginnin'
Only the first innin', but how much they payin' to get admission?
Oh, nothin'? They just listenin'?
It's all good, 'cause I’m just tryin' to make a livin'
This planet that we livin' on, streets people spittin' on
Got this cold world in my hand, I put some mittens on
They playin' dirty so my bib is on
Why they hatin' on the stars that they wish upon?
Twinkle, twinkle, a wrinkle in time
I got these motherfuckers hatin' 'cause they wish they could shine
But they can't and I can
So they stand while I dance with their bitch
With my hands on her hips and she ask me
"Can you take me to the crib?" (Haha)
Well, bitch, that wouldn't be too classy
I'm sick of all the same advice
Motherfucker, this the game of life, so how you playin'?
[Chorus]
Life a bitch that I wanted to date, but just led me on
Now I'm goin' for another one
Put me in the friend zone, lovin' how we get along
But she wouldn't let me fuck her once
You gotta take life for what it is
But everybody just tell us that we a bunch of kids
This shit ain't nothin' big, it's just the game of life
So, motherfucker, how you playin'? (Uh)
[Verse 2]
It ain't smart, I'm playin' risky in this game of life
Roll the dice, just try and get my paper right
When the heat's on, most of y'all made of ice
So you pay the price, but I'm here to save your life
You the type to never ever take advice
The world is a girl who ain't playin' right
Everybody love life 'cause it sound nice
But you can't turn a ho to a housewife
Everybody tried but they failed
Oh well, light another L
Ha, I guess the show goes on
You had her naked, now her clothes is on, what's wrong?
[Chorus]
Life a bitch that I wanted to date, but just led me on
Now I'm goin' for another one
Put me in the friend zone, lovin' how we get along
But she wouldn't let me fuck her once
You gotta take life for what it is
But everybody just tell us that we a bunch of kids
This shit ain't nothin' big, it's just the game of life
So, motherfucker, how you playin'?
Unreleased Songs
- Bitches
- Dollar Pony Rides
- Cats
- Mrs. Deborah Downer
- Bob’s Dementia
- Ticonderogas
- The Weather
- The Network
- Empires
- Came Alone
- The Sun Room
- Untitled Snippet (2/26/13)
- Drop It (Snippet)
- Vices
- Amnesia
- Pure
- Manakins
- Live To Tell
- Colors and Shapes (Demo)
- Don’t Do
- Anywhere But Here
- Hide and Seek
- Great Job
- Blow
- Outsiders (OG)
- Key To The City
- Are We There Yet?
- Bitch I Make That Booty Go
- Friendly Hallucinations
- Excelsior
- Tambourine Dream
- Funny Papers
- Bump Demon
- When I Was Young
- Problem
- Dreams
- Sunday
- Cat and Mouse
- Coolin’
- Armageddon
- Stupid
- Nervous Breakdown
- Build It Up
- Butter
- Down Time
- Fly Me To The Moon*
- Dollar Signs
- Do Not Sleep
- Joy Ride
- Holidays
- What I Need (Head)
- Special
- I Don’t Trust These Bitches
- Black Balloons Reprise
- More
- Talk To Me
- Numbness
- G-Wagon
- She Mine
- The River
- Checklist (Onaroll Demo)
- Perfect Circle / God Speed (Demo)
- Divine Love
- Hold On, Let Go
- Family Lives
- Die
- Your Shoes Are Untied
- Alarm Clock
- Bloody Mary
- Incompatible
- One Night
- Real
- Tetanus Shots
- Garden Snakes
- Shut the Front Door
- In Kindergarten
- Waterfalls
- Guitar Case (Hand Me Downs Demo)
- Benji The Dog (That’s Life Demo)
- Telescope (Woods Demo)
- The Bargain
- 25/8
- One and Only
- Now That You Hear
- Butterflies
- Unhappy
- Superweirdo (Freestyle)
- Laundromat
- The Game of Life
- Dig That
- Definition Of Cool
- Dog Pound
- Friday Night Lights
- Right Now
- Hos Go Crazy
- Nothing on Me
- Paid Dues (The Reunion)
- Curious
- I Got This Beat in My Head
- 6:30
- Start a Revolution
- Slapboxin
- Cablebox
- Insane
- Oracle
- Improve
- What Made Me This Way*
- She Knows Too Much
- Crickets
- Must Be
- Ain’t Lookin’ For Love
- Deeper Than Pink
- Do You Have A Destination?
- The Song That Changed Everything
- Stoned
- He Finally Sleeps
- Uber (Demo)
- Weekend (Demo)
- Tomorrow Will Never Know
- Transformations
- Ground Rules
- Watch The Sun Come Up
- Operation Love
- It Gets Better
- Wake Up (2019)
- Look at You
- 8:21 AM
- Ready, Set, Start
- O’ Captain My Dragons
- NASA
- Submarines
- TV
- Real (Version 2)
- Cactus Face
- Newspaper
- Merry Go Round
- Stop Complainin’
- Alarm