Songwriter: Mac Miller
[Intro]
Oh my (I can't hear anything)
Oh me, oh my
Yeah
Muah!
I told myself I'd never do cocaine, I told myself I'd never do cocaine
I told myself I'd never do cocaine, I told myself I'd never
Okay, yeah
[Verse 1]
I never leave the house without a rain coat, it's fatal
The eye of the storm is tryna tango (Tango)
When I say "Go," race me to my gravestone (Gravestone)
Welcome to the late show
A true loner, carryin' a bolder on my shoulders like it's nothin'
I'm comin' from deception and seduction
Buggin', hallucinogenic druggin' through customs
Wonderin' what's life without destruction
I'm a functionin' drug user
The feelin' that run through ya
You wanna be numb, do ya?
Somethin' that fuck you up (Fuck you up)
I told y'all I ain't a role model (Role model)
First you lose your mind, then your soul follows (Soul follows)
Full throttle through the city, dodgin' pot holes
I want no trouble, I'm just tryna find the crossroads
I'm awful, when I die, bury me in fossil
Bury me in polo with a hundred in my nostril (Nostril)
My motto is, "Fuck tomorrow"
Only God knows I'm not home
Probably sellin' drugs inside a Costco
Watch close, optical illusions and complex wit
Don't get tricked, the head trip will turn into a death wish
The high is deceptive
The mind playin' Tetris, follow signs to the exit
Hexes for my exes, I'm savin' them from the wreckage
Confession, all my regrets
I just hope I get into Heaven, I'm gone
Stood before death when he told me, "You are next"
Waitin' 'til the storm gets gorgeous
Then the Lord said from his '62 Corvette
"I'll see you when I see you," that's a sure bet (Sure bet)
I'll still be here sittin' on my porch steps (Porch steps)
Bumpin' Alanis Morissette
Do it big as Neil Diamond's forehead
I'm havin' more sex than a porn set, sinner
Lights dimmer, I'm a wizard
Hit Pittsburgh for the winter
Get trapped inside a blizzard, damn
It's Larry Fisher, man (Man)
Here he go with this again (Here he go with this again)
[Verse 2]
A new day with the same high (Same high)
Nothin' on the agenda, I'm watchin' paint dry (Paint dry)
It's okay to waste time, go and take five (Take five)
Not in over my head, I'm just waist high (Waist high)
I pray to God I can fall asleep
Sick of these annoyin' talkative sheep
A bunch of hustlin' llamas sellin' me fleece
Hopin' the gyro taste better in Greese (It's pronounced giro)
My dad told me I'm a werido
I told him, "Shut up, I'm a fuckin' superhero!"
When I grow up, I hope I'm Robert De Niro
Except Hov would pick the phone up
Worry 'cause I love coke so much
Well, now my nose sucks
I still pour up in the soda
I guess it make me think I'm Yoda, uh
Hit the red carpet in a toga
Piece of paper and a ticonderoga
I just wanna put my dick in Omarosa
And say she fired unless she make me a mimosa
[Outro]
That shit better be good too, bitch
That shit better be good too, bitch
That shit better get me drunk too, bitch
Better cover that shit with two lips
I ain't talkin' 'bout the flower, I'm talkin' 'bout your mouth
Just give me the power, woo!
This my house, I don't shower, and I wear a blouse
Change every hour
Oh my (I can't hear anything)
Oh me, oh my
Yeah
Muah!
I told myself I'd never do cocaine, I told myself I'd never do cocaine
I told myself I'd never do cocaine, I told myself I'd never
Okay, yeah
[Verse 1]
I never leave the house without a rain coat, it's fatal
The eye of the storm is tryna tango (Tango)
When I say "Go," race me to my gravestone (Gravestone)
Welcome to the late show
A true loner, carryin' a bolder on my shoulders like it's nothin'
I'm comin' from deception and seduction
Buggin', hallucinogenic druggin' through customs
Wonderin' what's life without destruction
I'm a functionin' drug user
The feelin' that run through ya
You wanna be numb, do ya?
Somethin' that fuck you up (Fuck you up)
I told y'all I ain't a role model (Role model)
First you lose your mind, then your soul follows (Soul follows)
Full throttle through the city, dodgin' pot holes
I want no trouble, I'm just tryna find the crossroads
I'm awful, when I die, bury me in fossil
Bury me in polo with a hundred in my nostril (Nostril)
My motto is, "Fuck tomorrow"
Only God knows I'm not home
Probably sellin' drugs inside a Costco
Watch close, optical illusions and complex wit
Don't get tricked, the head trip will turn into a death wish
The high is deceptive
The mind playin' Tetris, follow signs to the exit
Hexes for my exes, I'm savin' them from the wreckage
Confession, all my regrets
I just hope I get into Heaven, I'm gone
Stood before death when he told me, "You are next"
Waitin' 'til the storm gets gorgeous
Then the Lord said from his '62 Corvette
"I'll see you when I see you," that's a sure bet (Sure bet)
I'll still be here sittin' on my porch steps (Porch steps)
Bumpin' Alanis Morissette
Do it big as Neil Diamond's forehead
I'm havin' more sex than a porn set, sinner
Lights dimmer, I'm a wizard
Hit Pittsburgh for the winter
Get trapped inside a blizzard, damn
It's Larry Fisher, man (Man)
Here he go with this again (Here he go with this again)
[Verse 2]
A new day with the same high (Same high)
Nothin' on the agenda, I'm watchin' paint dry (Paint dry)
It's okay to waste time, go and take five (Take five)
Not in over my head, I'm just waist high (Waist high)
I pray to God I can fall asleep
Sick of these annoyin' talkative sheep
A bunch of hustlin' llamas sellin' me fleece
Hopin' the gyro taste better in Greese (It's pronounced giro)
My dad told me I'm a werido
I told him, "Shut up, I'm a fuckin' superhero!"
When I grow up, I hope I'm Robert De Niro
Except Hov would pick the phone up
Worry 'cause I love coke so much
Well, now my nose sucks
I still pour up in the soda
I guess it make me think I'm Yoda, uh
Hit the red carpet in a toga
Piece of paper and a ticonderoga
I just wanna put my dick in Omarosa
And say she fired unless she make me a mimosa
[Outro]
That shit better be good too, bitch
That shit better be good too, bitch
That shit better get me drunk too, bitch
Better cover that shit with two lips
I ain't talkin' 'bout the flower, I'm talkin' 'bout your mouth
Just give me the power, woo!
This my house, I don't shower, and I wear a blouse
Change every hour
Unreleased Songs
- Bitches
- Dollar Pony Rides
- Cats
- Mrs. Deborah Downer
- Bob’s Dementia
- Ticonderogas
- The Weather
- The Network
- Empires
- Came Alone
- The Sun Room
- Untitled Snippet (2/26/13)
- Drop It (Snippet)
- Vices
- Amnesia
- Pure
- Manakins
- Live To Tell
- Colors and Shapes (Demo)
- Don’t Do
- Anywhere But Here
- Hide and Seek
- Great Job
- Blow
- Outsiders (OG)
- Key To The City
- Are We There Yet?
- Bitch I Make That Booty Go
- Friendly Hallucinations
- Excelsior
- Tambourine Dream
- Funny Papers
- Bump Demon
- When I Was Young
- Problem
- Dreams
- Sunday
- Cat and Mouse
- Coolin’
- Armageddon
- Stupid
- Nervous Breakdown
- Build It Up
- Butter
- Down Time
- Fly Me To The Moon*
- Dollar Signs
- Do Not Sleep
- Joy Ride
- Holidays
- What I Need (Head)
- Special
- I Don’t Trust These Bitches
- Black Balloons Reprise
- More
- Talk To Me
- Numbness
- G-Wagon
- She Mine
- The River
- Checklist (Onaroll Demo)
- Perfect Circle / God Speed (Demo)
- Divine Love
- Hold On, Let Go
- Family Lives
- Die
- Your Shoes Are Untied
- Alarm Clock
- Bloody Mary
- Incompatible
- One Night
- Real
- Tetanus Shots
- Garden Snakes
- Shut the Front Door
- In Kindergarten
- Waterfalls
- Guitar Case (Hand Me Downs Demo)
- Benji The Dog (That’s Life Demo)
- Telescope (Woods Demo)
- The Bargain
- 25/8
- One and Only
- Now That You Hear
- Butterflies
- Unhappy
- Superweirdo (Freestyle)
- Laundromat
- The Game of Life
- Dig That
- Definition Of Cool
- Dog Pound
- Friday Night Lights
- Right Now
- Hos Go Crazy
- Nothing on Me
- Paid Dues (The Reunion)
- Curious
- I Got This Beat in My Head
- 6:30
- Start a Revolution
- Slapboxin
- Cablebox
- Insane
- Oracle
- Improve
- What Made Me This Way*
- She Knows Too Much
- Crickets
- Must Be
- Ain’t Lookin’ For Love
- Deeper Than Pink
- Do You Have A Destination?
- The Song That Changed Everything
- Stoned
- He Finally Sleeps
- Uber (Demo)
- Weekend (Demo)
- Tomorrow Will Never Know
- Transformations
- Ground Rules
- Watch The Sun Come Up
- Operation Love
- It Gets Better
- Wake Up (2019)
- Look at You
- 8:21 AM
- Ready, Set, Start
- O’ Captain My Dragons
- NASA
- Submarines
- TV
- Real (Version 2)
- Cactus Face
- Newspaper
- Merry Go Round
- Stop Complainin’
- Alarm