Released: May 22, 1990

Songwriter: Patrick Leonard Madonna

Producer: Patrick Leonard Madonna

[Verse 1]
My guy is really something
He's sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin
It doesn't take much to make him cry, if you
Hurt someone helpless, it's like
Taking away all his toys, he's just a
Cry baby boy

[Verse 2]
My guy is sentimental, he's
Always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and
I don't know what I should do, if you
Step on a little bug
He cries all over the floor, he's just a
Cry baby bore

[Chorus]
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him
I think I'm going to cry, baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la

[Spoken]
And I'll tell you something else

[Verse 3]
My guy is such a wet noodle, he's
Always teary-eyed
He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he
Can't even tell you why
If you just play him a sappy song, he
Acts like his dogie just died
He's just a cry baby guy
No kidding, oh dear

[Verse 4]
My guy is such a whiner, he's
Worse than Betty Sue
A cockroach seen in the diner and
The tears flow out of the blue
And if I ask him to knock it off
He goes and cries in the can, he's just a
Cry baby man

[Chorus]
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him
I think I'm going to cry, baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la

[Bridge]
I love a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la

[Outro]
Would you knock it off please?
Thank you

Madonna

With more than 300 million copies of her albums sold, Madonna is the most successful female artist of all time.

Her career as a singer, songwriter, producer and entertainer has spanned almost 40 years, with the release of 14 studio albums, making her impact on pop culture undeniable, inspiring almost every big female act to come up after her.

An activist for LGBT and women’s rights through almost all of her career, she has brought up several controversial topics to the pop music scene such as abortion, sexual freedom, female empowerment and the search for fame.