Released: May 22, 1990
Songwriter: Patrick Leonard Madonna
Producer: Patrick Leonard Madonna
[Verse 1]
My guy is really something
He's sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin
It doesn't take much to make him cry, if you
Hurt someone helpless, it's like
Taking away all his toys, he's just a
Cry baby boy
[Verse 2]
My guy is sentimental, he's
Always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and
I don't know what I should do, if you
Step on a little bug
He cries all over the floor, he's just a
Cry baby bore
[Chorus]
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him
I think I'm going to cry, baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
[Spoken]
And I'll tell you something else
[Verse 3]
My guy is such a wet noodle, he's
Always teary-eyed
He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he
Can't even tell you why
If you just play him a sappy song, he
Acts like his dogie just died
He's just a cry baby guy
No kidding, oh dear
[Verse 4]
My guy is such a whiner, he's
Worse than Betty Sue
A cockroach seen in the diner and
The tears flow out of the blue
And if I ask him to knock it off
He goes and cries in the can, he's just a
Cry baby man
[Chorus]
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him
I think I'm going to cry, baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
[Bridge]
I love a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
[Outro]
Would you knock it off please?
Thank you
My guy is really something
He's sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin
It doesn't take much to make him cry, if you
Hurt someone helpless, it's like
Taking away all his toys, he's just a
Cry baby boy
[Verse 2]
My guy is sentimental, he's
Always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and
I don't know what I should do, if you
Step on a little bug
He cries all over the floor, he's just a
Cry baby bore
[Chorus]
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him
I think I'm going to cry, baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
[Spoken]
And I'll tell you something else
[Verse 3]
My guy is such a wet noodle, he's
Always teary-eyed
He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he
Can't even tell you why
If you just play him a sappy song, he
Acts like his dogie just died
He's just a cry baby guy
No kidding, oh dear
[Verse 4]
My guy is such a whiner, he's
Worse than Betty Sue
A cockroach seen in the diner and
The tears flow out of the blue
And if I ask him to knock it off
He goes and cries in the can, he's just a
Cry baby man
[Chorus]
I don't want to hurt his feelings
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time
If I turn out like him
I think I'm going to cry, baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
[Bridge]
I love a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
He's such a cry baby
La, la, la-la-la-la
[Outro]
Would you knock it off please?
Thank you
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