Released: November 17, 1998
Featuring: Chris Rock
Songwriter: Chris Rock
Producer: Prince Paul
One two, one two, ladies and gentlemen, I am Chris Rock
With my man Prince Paul chillin in Brooklyn
It is my pleasure, it is my treat (mmm hmm), it is my honor
To introduce to you the man that needs no introduction
Of course he don't need an introduction
Or else you wouldn't have bought the god damn album (mmm hmm)
Ladies and germs get ready for the Ticallion Stallion (mmm)
A/K/A Johnny Blaze (mmm)
A/K/A The Iron Lung (mmm)
A/K/A Mr. Kincaid (Huh?)
A/K/A Mr. Weatherby (What the fuck?)
A/K/A Mr. Hankey (Huh??)
A/K/A Mr. Tibbs (Hey yo, get that nigga off the stage now!)
A/K/A Marla Gibbs
*gun shots* OH MY BABY!!!
A/K/A The Say Hey Kid (Still goin... son of a bitch!)
A/K/A The Frisco Kid (Security! Release the hounds!!)
A/K/A Kid Dynamite {hey get that dog outta here!}
A/K/A Grandma Dynamite (Fuck that, release the dolphins out this muthafucker)
A/K/A Velvet Jones {not the dolphins!}
A/K/A JoJo Dancer (Fuckin deadarm him)
A/K/A Joe-ski Love
Do-doo-do-do-do-doo-do-do-doo
A/K/A Ron Hightower (Damn...)
A/K/A Heatmiser (Burn him!)
A/K/A Donny Brasco
A/K/A Donny Most
A/K/A Donny Osmond
A/K/A-
(If you can't say it all just say Meth)
With my man Prince Paul chillin in Brooklyn
It is my pleasure, it is my treat (mmm hmm), it is my honor
To introduce to you the man that needs no introduction
Of course he don't need an introduction
Or else you wouldn't have bought the god damn album (mmm hmm)
Ladies and germs get ready for the Ticallion Stallion (mmm)
A/K/A Johnny Blaze (mmm)
A/K/A The Iron Lung (mmm)
A/K/A Mr. Kincaid (Huh?)
A/K/A Mr. Weatherby (What the fuck?)
A/K/A Mr. Hankey (Huh??)
A/K/A Mr. Tibbs (Hey yo, get that nigga off the stage now!)
A/K/A Marla Gibbs
*gun shots* OH MY BABY!!!
A/K/A The Say Hey Kid (Still goin... son of a bitch!)
A/K/A The Frisco Kid (Security! Release the hounds!!)
A/K/A Kid Dynamite {hey get that dog outta here!}
A/K/A Grandma Dynamite (Fuck that, release the dolphins out this muthafucker)
A/K/A Velvet Jones {not the dolphins!}
A/K/A JoJo Dancer (Fuckin deadarm him)
A/K/A Joe-ski Love
Do-doo-do-do-do-doo-do-do-doo
A/K/A Ron Hightower (Damn...)
A/K/A Heatmiser (Burn him!)
A/K/A Donny Brasco
A/K/A Donny Most
A/K/A Donny Osmond
A/K/A-
(If you can't say it all just say Meth)
Tical 2000: Judgement Day
- Torture
- Step By Step
- Sweet Love
- Suspect Chin Music
- Where’s Method Man? (skit)
- You Play Too Much (Skit)
- Sweet Love (Skit)
- Dooney Boy (Skit)
- C.E.O.utro
- Donald Trump (Skit)
- Judgement Day (Intro)
- Check Writer (Skit)
- Spazzola
- Shaolin What (Skit)
- Play IV Keeps
- Cradle Rock
- Break Ups 2 Make Ups
- Elements
- Big Dogs
- Party Crasher
- Grid Iron Rap
- Judgement Day
- Perfect World
- Killin’ Fields
- Dangerous Grounds
- Retro Godfather
- Message from Penny (Skit)
- Tical 2000: Judgement Day (1998)
- All I Need (Remix)
- Bring the Pain
- All I Need
- What’s Happenin’
- Built for This
- Release Yo’ Delf
- Tical
- I’ll Be There For You/You’re All I Need To Get By (Razor Sharp Mix)
- What the Blood Clot!?!
- P.L.O. Style
- Meth Vs. Chef
- Say
- Break Ups 2 Make Ups
- Straight Gutta
- If Time Is Money (Fly Navigation)
- Mr. Sandman
- Built For This (2018 Mix)
- Biscuits
- Judgement Day
- Got to Have It
- Sweet Love
- G’d Up
- Uh Huh
- The Purple Tape