Released: August 26, 2019
Featuring: Maren Morris
Songwriter: Liz Rose Lori McKenna Hillary Lindsey Miranda Lambert
Producer: Jay Joyce
[Verse 1: Miranda Lambert]
They don't have rhinestone ball and chains
Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay
The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks
We'd stick out like two bottled blondes
I must admit it don't sound fun
For fifteen girls to have to share one sink
[Pre-Chorus: Miranda Lambert]
He cheated, he's a villain
And you know I'd help you kill him
[Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]
But we're way too pretty for prison
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'
And I don't want to talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison
[Verse 2: Maren Morris]
Antifreeze and Gatorade
Arsenic in his lemonade
Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes
But we ain't gonna do it (She ain't gonna do it)
Yeah, we've been watching too much TV
You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise
But if we ask 'em they'd both agree
We should put him through it (Don't put him through it)
[Pre-Chorus: Maren Morris]
He cheated, he's a villain
So let's hire somebody to kill him
[Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]
'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
Yeah, hard time ain't our kind of livin'
And I don't want to talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison
[Post Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]
La de da da da (La de da da da)
La de da da da (La de da da da)
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da
[Bridge: Miranda Lambert & Maren Morris]
Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions
No Sun Tan City, not to mention
That lack of waxing situation
Oh, no
[Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]
'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
Hard time ain't our kind of livin', no
And I don't wanna talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison
[Post Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]
La de da da da (La de da da da)
La de da da da (La de da da da)
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da (Hey)
La de da da da (Hey)
La de da da da
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da
They don't have rhinestone ball and chains
Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay
The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks
We'd stick out like two bottled blondes
I must admit it don't sound fun
For fifteen girls to have to share one sink
[Pre-Chorus: Miranda Lambert]
He cheated, he's a villain
And you know I'd help you kill him
[Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]
But we're way too pretty for prison
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'
And I don't want to talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison
[Verse 2: Maren Morris]
Antifreeze and Gatorade
Arsenic in his lemonade
Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes
But we ain't gonna do it (She ain't gonna do it)
Yeah, we've been watching too much TV
You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise
But if we ask 'em they'd both agree
We should put him through it (Don't put him through it)
[Pre-Chorus: Maren Morris]
He cheated, he's a villain
So let's hire somebody to kill him
[Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]
'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
Yeah, hard time ain't our kind of livin'
And I don't want to talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison
[Post Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]
La de da da da (La de da da da)
La de da da da (La de da da da)
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da
[Bridge: Miranda Lambert & Maren Morris]
Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions
No Sun Tan City, not to mention
That lack of waxing situation
Oh, no
[Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]
'Cause we're way too pretty for prison
Hard time ain't our kind of livin', no
And I don't wanna talk about
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
We're way too pretty for prison
[Post Chorus: Miranda Lambert and Maren Morris]
La de da da da (La de da da da)
La de da da da (La de da da da)
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da (Hey)
La de da da da (Hey)
La de da da da
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da
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From the album
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Miranda Lambert popular songs
- Mama’s Broken Heart
- Tin Man
- Vice
- Little Red Wagon
- Somethin’ Bad
- Bluebird
- The House That Built Me
- Over You
- Runnin’ Just in Case
- Settling Down
- We Should Be Friends
- Gunpowder & Lead
- Tequila Does
- Highway Vagabond
- You Wouldn’t Know Me
- To Learn Her
- Pushin’ Time
- Kerosene
- Keeper of the Flame
- It All Comes Out in the Wash
- Things That Break
- Ugly Lights
- Only Prettier
- Use My Heart