Released: March 26, 2007
Songwriter: Brendon Urie Spencer Smith Ryan Ross
Producer: Matt Squire
[Verse 1]
It's these substandard motels on the la-la-la-la-la
Corner of 4th and Fremont Street
Appealing only 'cause they're just that unappealing
Any practiced Catholic would cross themselves upon entering
The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe
Just a dash of formaldehyde
And a habit of decomposing
Right before your very la-la-la-la eyes
[Chorus]
Along with the people inside
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
[Verse 2]
Tonight's tenants range from a lawyer and a virgin
Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie
She's getting a job at the firm come Monday
The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney
Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money
A wonderful caricature of intimacy
Yeah, yeah
[Verse 3]
And not to mention the constable
And his proposition for that “virgin”
Yes, the one the lawyer met with
On “strictly business”
As he said to the Mrs
Well, only hours before, after he had left
She was fixing her face in a compact
There was a terrible crash
There was a terrible crash
Between her and the badge
She spilled her purse and her bag
And held a purse of a different kind
[Chorus]
Along with the people inside
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
[Bridge]
There are no
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things
[Chorus]
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
[Outro]
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things
Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses
And the sleeping with the roaches and the taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things
It's these substandard motels on the la-la-la-la-la
Corner of 4th and Fremont Street
Appealing only 'cause they're just that unappealing
Any practiced Catholic would cross themselves upon entering
The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe
Just a dash of formaldehyde
And a habit of decomposing
Right before your very la-la-la-la eyes
[Chorus]
Along with the people inside
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
[Verse 2]
Tonight's tenants range from a lawyer and a virgin
Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie
She's getting a job at the firm come Monday
The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney
Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money
A wonderful caricature of intimacy
Yeah, yeah
[Verse 3]
And not to mention the constable
And his proposition for that “virgin”
Yes, the one the lawyer met with
On “strictly business”
As he said to the Mrs
Well, only hours before, after he had left
She was fixing her face in a compact
There was a terrible crash
There was a terrible crash
Between her and the badge
She spilled her purse and her bag
And held a purse of a different kind
[Chorus]
Along with the people inside
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
[Bridge]
There are no
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things
[Chorus]
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
[Outro]
Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things
Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses
And the sleeping with the roaches and the taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things
A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out
- Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
- I Constantly Thank God for Esteban
- Intermission
- Camisado
- Introduction
- Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks
- Build God, Then We’ll Talk
- Time to Dance
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies
- But It’s Better If You Do
- The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
- London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines
- There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet
- A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out (2005)
- Live in Denver (2006)
- Introducing... Panic at the Disco (2008)
- Panic! at the Disco Video Catalog (2011)
- High Hopes
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies
- Death of a Bachelor
- Emperor’s New Clothes
- This Is Gospel
- Say Amen (Saturday Night)
- Girls / Girls / Boys
- Victorious
- LA Devotee
- Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time
- Roaring 20s
- Hey Look Ma, I Made It
- King of the Clouds
- Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
- Dying in LA
- Miss Jackson
- Build God, Then We’ll Talk
- Nearly Witches (Ever Since We Met...)
- The Ballad of Mona Lisa
- (Fuck A) Silver Lining
- Northern Downpour
- Hallelujah
- Crazy = Genius
- Nine in the Afternoon