Released: September 2, 1996

Songwriter: Chris Lowe Neil Tennant

Producer: Pet Shop Boys

[Intro: Rita Hayworth]
"What does it mean?"
"What are you doing in San Francisco?"
"Get out of here and take this cake with you"
"What does it mean?"
"What are you doing in San Francisco?"

[Verse 1: Neil Tennant]
I'm an artist, honey, you'll see me sometimes
Making crazy pictures out of music and rhymes
Costume changes performed with poise
Dancing in formation with a couple of boys
I take them on the road with my reel-to-reels
I'm an artist, honey, you know how that feels?

[Chorus: Neil Tennant & Rita Hayworth]
It's the greatest show with the best effects
Since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
It's the greatest show with the best effects
Since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
"What does it mean?"
It's all about wonder, the power to be
Like thunder expressing electricity
It's the greatest show with the best effects
Since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes

[Post-Chorus: Rita Hayworth & Neil Tennant]
"What does it mean?"
"What does it mean?"
"What does it mean?"
"What does it mean?"
"What does it mean?"
"What does it mean?"
"What does it mean?"
"What does it mean?"
Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes

[Verse 2: Neil Tennant]
Call it performance, call it art
I call it disaster if the tapes don't start
I've put all my life into live lip-sync
I'm an artist, honey, you gonna get me a drink?

[Chorus: Neil Tennant]
It's the greatest show with the best effects
Since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
It's the greatest show with the best effects
Since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
It's all about wonder, the power to be
Like thunder expressing electricity
It's the greatest show with the best effects
Since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes

[Post-Chorus: Rita Hayworth & Neil Tennant]
"What does it mean?"
"What does it mean?"
"What does it mean?"
"What does it mean?"
Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes

[Chorus: Neil Tennant]
It's the greatest show with the best effects
Since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
It's the greatest show with the best effects
Since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
It's the greatest show with the best effects
Since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
It's the greatest show with the best effects
Since Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes

Pet Shop Boys

Pet Shop Boys are an English electronic pop duo comprised of Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe. Formed in London in 1981, they’ve released fourteen LPs–in addition to a myriad of theatrical, film, and ballet scores–and have charted forty-two UK Top 30 singles, four of them making it to number 1.