Released: March 18, 2002

Songwriter: Chris Lowe Neil Tennant

Producer: Pet Shop Boys

[Verse 1]
Came down from the North
You know the way they do
Got a cheeky smile
Sexy Northerner

[Verse 2]
Hanging round the clubs
Gets in them for free
Don't know how he does it
Sexy Northerner

[Verse 3]
Drinks a lot of beer
At least he doesn't smoke
Hasn't lost his accent
Sexy Northerner

[Chorus]
How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
Sexy Northerner

[Post-Chorus]
It's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags

[Verse 4]
Don't you dare imply
That it's grim up North
He went last weekend
Sexy Northerner

[Verse 5]
In the latest clothes
Wears a posh cologne
Got a lot of pride
Sexy Northerner

[Verse 6]
Says he wants a job
Something interesting
Like a graphic designer
Sexy Northerner

[Chorus]
How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
Sexy Northerner

[Chorus]
How does he do it?
How does he do it?
Acts like he's got nothing to prove
Sexy Northerner

[Post-Chorus]
It's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags
No it's not all football and fags

Pet Shop Boys

Pet Shop Boys are an English electronic pop duo comprised of Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe. Formed in London in 1981, they’ve released fourteen LPs–in addition to a myriad of theatrical, film, and ballet scores–and have charted forty-two UK Top 30 singles, four of them making it to number 1.