Released: March 14, 2000
Songwriter: Blues Saraceno Rikki Rockett Bobby Dall Bret Michaels
Producer: Duane Baron John Purdell
When I was a child staring at the tube
I saw sex, violence and death on the news
One day I saw the duke kill someone
Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
Like them actors I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' as I see on my tv
Doin' as I see on my tv
Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if I took my life?
I tried to act and my career just flopped
So I beat up my neighbors and I got on cops
All I want's a millions bucks from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks to me
I could shoot and rape and kill
And buy me a house in beverly hills, please?
Doin' as I see on my tv
Doin' as I see on my tv
I'd even do a porno flick, like all them hollywood chicks
I'm doin' it as I see on my tv
Took my girl to rent a porno movie
I thought that it'd be kinda groovy
I thought that'd this impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover!
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I'm a man I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' as I see on my tv
Doin' as I see on my tv
Hell I'd even do a porno flick, like my hero rocky did
Doin' as I see on my tv
Whistling, gargling
(Spoken:) I am not aware!
I saw sex, violence and death on the news
One day I saw the duke kill someone
Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
Like them actors I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' as I see on my tv
Doin' as I see on my tv
Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if I took my life?
I tried to act and my career just flopped
So I beat up my neighbors and I got on cops
All I want's a millions bucks from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks to me
I could shoot and rape and kill
And buy me a house in beverly hills, please?
Doin' as I see on my tv
Doin' as I see on my tv
I'd even do a porno flick, like all them hollywood chicks
I'm doin' it as I see on my tv
Took my girl to rent a porno movie
I thought that it'd be kinda groovy
I thought that'd this impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover!
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I'm a man I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' as I see on my tv
Doin' as I see on my tv
Hell I'd even do a porno flick, like my hero rocky did
Doin' as I see on my tv
Whistling, gargling
(Spoken:) I am not aware!
Crack a Smile... and More!
- Tragically Unhip
- Lay Your Body Down
- Your Mama Don’t Dance (MTV Unplugged)
- No Ring, No Gets
- Shut Up, Make Love
- Baby Gets Around A Bit
- Sexual Thing
- Best Thing You Ever Had
- Set You Free
- Crack a Smile (demo)
- Be The One
- One More For The Bone
- Face the Hangman
- Doin’ As I Seen On My TV
- Cover Of The Rolling Stone
- Mr. Smiley
- Every Rose Has Its Thorn (MTV Unplugged)
- Unskinny Bop (MTV Unplugged)
- Talk Dirty to Me (MTV Unplugged)
- That’s the Way I Like It
- Crack a Smile... and More! (2000)
- Every Rose Has Its Thorn
- Talk Dirty to Me
- Something to Believe In
- Fallen Angel
- Unskinny Bop
- Nothing But a Good Time
- Life Goes On
- I Won’t Forget You
- Look What The Cat Dragged In
- Ride the Wind
- Strange Days of Uncle Jack
- I Won’t Forget You (single version)
- Come Hell or High Water
- Wishful Thinkin’
- Mr. Smiley
- Unskinny Bop (live)
- (Flesh & Blood) Sacrifice
- No More Lookin’ Back
- Drum Solo
- Get Ya Some
- Doin As I See On My TV
- Strike Up The Band
- Every Rose Has Its Thorn (MTV Unplugged)
- Bad To Be Good