Released: March 14, 2000
Songwriter: Blues Saraceno Rikki Rockett Bobby Dall Bret Michaels
Producer: Duane Baron John Purdell
Lately boy, your head ain't right
And nothing seems to thrill you
Word on the streets is
No sex no more 'cause, it'll kill you
You touch, she bites
You push, she shoves
Then she yells in your ear
No glove, no love
Oh, it'll ruin the mood
But you know she's right
When the big head stops and the little head talks
You better learn how to walk the walk
Chorus:
As far as I can see
It's really no big mystery
It's the same old story
No ring, no gets
It ain't the boat you float
It's the motion in the ocean and I quote:
Before you start pumping that fuel out your jet
No ring, no gets
(Got) This feeling coming over you
It's a very frustrating emotion
You keep thinking your smooth
Start making your move
But your lady starts causin' commotion
You'd like to round the bases
You know that's for sure
Cause Miss Palm and her five sisters just
Don't cut it no more
You know tonight you'd like to fly her kite
But the wind ain't blowing you got that right
Chorus
Solo
Woman hold the lock
A man's known that for years
You're burning up inside to insert that key
Could bring a man to tears
Your gun is loaded
You got her right in sight
About to pull your trigger
When the girl puts out the lights
But keep your cool don't make a scene
Cause her ?
?
Chorus (2x's)
Don't you want my (repeat)..
Spoken: Shut Up!
And nothing seems to thrill you
Word on the streets is
No sex no more 'cause, it'll kill you
You touch, she bites
You push, she shoves
Then she yells in your ear
No glove, no love
Oh, it'll ruin the mood
But you know she's right
When the big head stops and the little head talks
You better learn how to walk the walk
Chorus:
As far as I can see
It's really no big mystery
It's the same old story
No ring, no gets
It ain't the boat you float
It's the motion in the ocean and I quote:
Before you start pumping that fuel out your jet
No ring, no gets
(Got) This feeling coming over you
It's a very frustrating emotion
You keep thinking your smooth
Start making your move
But your lady starts causin' commotion
You'd like to round the bases
You know that's for sure
Cause Miss Palm and her five sisters just
Don't cut it no more
You know tonight you'd like to fly her kite
But the wind ain't blowing you got that right
Chorus
Solo
Woman hold the lock
A man's known that for years
You're burning up inside to insert that key
Could bring a man to tears
Your gun is loaded
You got her right in sight
About to pull your trigger
When the girl puts out the lights
But keep your cool don't make a scene
Cause her ?
?
Chorus (2x's)
Don't you want my (repeat)..
Spoken: Shut Up!
Crack a Smile... and More!
- Tragically Unhip
- Lay Your Body Down
- Your Mama Don’t Dance (MTV Unplugged)
- No Ring, No Gets
- Shut Up, Make Love
- Baby Gets Around A Bit
- Sexual Thing
- Best Thing You Ever Had
- Set You Free
- Crack a Smile (demo)
- Be The One
- One More For The Bone
- Face the Hangman
- Doin’ As I Seen On My TV
- Cover Of The Rolling Stone
- Mr. Smiley
- Every Rose Has Its Thorn (MTV Unplugged)
- Unskinny Bop (MTV Unplugged)
- Talk Dirty to Me (MTV Unplugged)
- That’s the Way I Like It
- Crack a Smile... and More! (2000)
- Every Rose Has Its Thorn
- Talk Dirty to Me
- Something to Believe In
- Fallen Angel
- Unskinny Bop
- Nothing But a Good Time
- Life Goes On
- I Won’t Forget You
- Look What The Cat Dragged In
- Ride the Wind
- Be The One
- I Want Action
- Ride Child Ride
- Let It Play (live)
- Crack a Smile (demo)
- Let It Play
- Lay Your Body Down
- What I Like About You
- Your Mama Don’t Dance (MTV Unplugged)
- The Scream
- Can’t Bring Me Down
- Something To Believe
- Richie’s Acoustic Thang
- Little Willy