Released: March 14, 2000
Songwriter: Blues Saraceno Rikki Rockett Bobby Dall Bret Michaels
Producer: Duane Baron John Purdell
(Laughing)
Jam Blues Man
There you lay
All by yourself
So please allow me
To introduce myself
I welcome you
To the house of sin
Open your mind
And let the games begin
I'm your lust
And I'm your greed
I'm every sick thought
That you ever done dreamed
Eaten your cake
Now you want some more
Mmm, where have I
Heard that before?
Chorus:
I am your
I am your
I'm just your sexual thing
I am your
I am your
I'm just your sexual
Ain't nothin' but a sexual
It's just a sexual thing
Lyin' there
You look so horny
Talk is cheap
And startin' to bore me
Hold me close
And tell me it feels so good
But damn, girl
You knew it would
Chorus
Solo
Glad to have met you
So pleased that you've come
But I must be movin' on
My work here is done
Best believe me you, child
The pleasure's been all mine
If you're in need, please do indeed
Call me anytime
Chorus
They've got you medicated
It's got you so frustrated
He caught you masturbatin'
You rather be fornicating
Well then you come with me
I'm gonna set you free
It's just a sexual
Ain't nothin' but a sexual
It's just a sexual thing
Talking:
What you've witnessed is a sexual fantasy
Please do not try these tricks at home
Jam Blues Man
There you lay
All by yourself
So please allow me
To introduce myself
I welcome you
To the house of sin
Open your mind
And let the games begin
I'm your lust
And I'm your greed
I'm every sick thought
That you ever done dreamed
Eaten your cake
Now you want some more
Mmm, where have I
Heard that before?
Chorus:
I am your
I am your
I'm just your sexual thing
I am your
I am your
I'm just your sexual
Ain't nothin' but a sexual
It's just a sexual thing
Lyin' there
You look so horny
Talk is cheap
And startin' to bore me
Hold me close
And tell me it feels so good
But damn, girl
You knew it would
Chorus
Solo
Glad to have met you
So pleased that you've come
But I must be movin' on
My work here is done
Best believe me you, child
The pleasure's been all mine
If you're in need, please do indeed
Call me anytime
Chorus
They've got you medicated
It's got you so frustrated
He caught you masturbatin'
You rather be fornicating
Well then you come with me
I'm gonna set you free
It's just a sexual
Ain't nothin' but a sexual
It's just a sexual thing
Talking:
What you've witnessed is a sexual fantasy
Please do not try these tricks at home
Crack a Smile... and More!
- Tragically Unhip
- Lay Your Body Down
- Your Mama Don’t Dance (MTV Unplugged)
- No Ring, No Gets
- Shut Up, Make Love
- Baby Gets Around A Bit
- Sexual Thing
- Best Thing You Ever Had
- Set You Free
- Crack a Smile (demo)
- Be The One
- One More For The Bone
- Face the Hangman
- Doin’ As I Seen On My TV
- Cover Of The Rolling Stone
- Mr. Smiley
- Every Rose Has Its Thorn (MTV Unplugged)
- Unskinny Bop (MTV Unplugged)
- Talk Dirty to Me (MTV Unplugged)
- That’s the Way I Like It
- Poison’s Greatest Hits: 1986-1996 (1996)
- Crack a Smile... and More! (2000)
- Every Rose Has Its Thorn
- Talk Dirty to Me
- Something to Believe In
- Fallen Angel
- Unskinny Bop
- Nothing But a Good Time
- Life Goes On
- I Won’t Forget You
- Look What The Cat Dragged In
- Ride the Wind
- Strange Days of Uncle Jack
- I Won’t Forget You (single version)
- Come Hell or High Water
- Wishful Thinkin’
- Mr. Smiley
- Unskinny Bop (live)
- (Flesh & Blood) Sacrifice
- No More Lookin’ Back
- Drum Solo
- Get Ya Some
- Doin As I See On My TV
- Strike Up The Band
- Every Rose Has Its Thorn (MTV Unplugged)
- Bad To Be Good