Released: December 17, 2002
Songwriter: Prince
Producer: Prince
[Intro]
Come on out here, Rhonda
[Verse 1]
Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
She worked the night shift
Dishwater blonde, tall and fine
She made a lot of tips
Oh yes
[Verse 2]
Earlier I'd been talkin' stuff in a violent room
Fightin' with a lover's past
I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine
Dorothy was fast, yeah yeah
[Verse 3]
I ordered: "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail and a pizza"
Dorothy laughed
She said: "It sound like a real man to me
You're kinda cute, you wanna take a bath?"
Do you wanna bath?
[Verse 4]
Oh, I said: "Cool, but I'm leavin' my pants on
'Cause I'm kinda goin' with someone"
"Sound like a real man to me
Mind if I turn on the radio?"
"Gee, uh, my favorite song," she said
And it was Joni singing:
"Help me, I think I'm falling"
The phone rings
"Whoever's calling can't be as cute as you"
Right then and there I knew I was through
Dorothy Parker was cool
[Instrumental Break]
[Refrain]
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Come on out here, Rhonda
[Verse 1]
Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
She worked the night shift
Dishwater blonde, tall and fine
She made a lot of tips
Oh yes
[Verse 2]
Earlier I'd been talkin' stuff in a violent room
Fightin' with a lover's past
I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine
Dorothy was fast, yeah yeah
[Verse 3]
I ordered: "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail and a pizza"
Dorothy laughed
She said: "It sound like a real man to me
You're kinda cute, you wanna take a bath?"
Do you wanna bath?
[Verse 4]
Oh, I said: "Cool, but I'm leavin' my pants on
'Cause I'm kinda goin' with someone"
"Sound like a real man to me
Mind if I turn on the radio?"
"Gee, uh, my favorite song," she said
And it was Joni singing:
"Help me, I think I'm falling"
The phone rings
"Whoever's calling can't be as cute as you"
Right then and there I knew I was through
Dorothy Parker was cool
[Instrumental Break]
[Refrain]
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
One Nite Alone... The Aftershow: It Ain’t Over!
- Medley: Just Friends (Sunny)/If You Want Me To Stay (One Nite Alone Tour... The Aftershow)
- Peach (Xtended Jam) (One Nite Alone Tour... The Aftershow)
- The Everlasting Now (Vamp)
- Joy In Repetition (One Nite Alone Tour... The Aftershow)
- 2 Nigs United 4 West Compton (One Nite Alone Tour... The Aftershow)
- Dorothy Parker (One Nite Alone Tour... The Aftershow)
- 7
- Diamonds and Pearls
- Cream
- Gett Off
- Sexy M.F.
- Insatiable
- My Name is Prince
- Money Don’t Matter 2 Night
- Nothing Compares 2 U
- Love 2 the 9's
- Medley: Just Friends (Sunny)/If You Want Me To Stay (One Nite Alone Tour... The Aftershow)
- Empty Room (Live)
- Horny Pony
- Peach (Xtended Jam) (One Nite Alone Tour... The Aftershow)
- The Everlasting Now (Vamp)
- Thunder
- Live 4 Love
- Daddy Pop
- Strollin’
- Willing And Able
- Walk Don’t Walk
- Jughead
- Push
- The Morning Papers