Hate SpeechR.A. The Rugged Man

[Intro: Rachael Robbins]
I'm Rachael Robbins, in tonight’s news we'll talk about hate speech...

[Verse 1]
Prehistoric animal, hairy beast, a bloody ape, I'll bite
Came out the cave white, the Canaanite, I’ll take your wife and lay the pipe
And if I ain't offend you, I ain't probably say it right
I'm like Big L in heaven with the MAC-11 raping Christ
I make atheists beg to be forgiven and listen to Christians
I get Five-Percenters and white supremacists switching positions
I put the fear of God in Christopher Hitchens
Put feminist bitches in kitchens and make vegans live off of chicken and chitlins
Got a redhead kingpin pumping hottie hobby
If she got a sloppy body, get my bitch some birth control from Hobby Lobby
I'm a fat American, I call football soccer
I give a weakling a wedgie and shove a nerd in his locker
I discipline these obscene teens, I beat 'em with belts
I smack you with my hard cock on your forehead and leave welts
It ain't hate, folks, take notes, I make rape jokes
With no apologies or fake quotes, and no scapegoats
Hate speech!

[Chorus]
It's the home of the brave, where we all run free
Are we just a wet vagina hole of a country?
C-cunt, cunt, c-cunt, c-cunt-ry? (say it)
Cunt, cunt, c-cunt, cunt-cunt-ry?
Don’t say this, don’t say that
It's hateful!
Don’t say this, don't say that
It-it's hateful!
Cunt, c-cunt, c-cunt, c-c-cunt-ry?
Wait, that's the c-word
I don’t care

[Verse 2]
I burn flags, I grab my dick during national anthems
I'll fat-shame a fat kid and blame his fat fuck parents
I shame sluts for being sluts, I use the word retard
I'll teach this wet vagina hole of a nation to be hard
Tell my psychologist I'm dropping Scientologist knowledge
While flying on the cosmic rocket ship, not into politics
I'm shoving cock in college kids until they vomit jizz
Impersonate a cop and shove my cocked Glock in your esophagus
And then I stop-and-frisk every white European colonist
And stomp an Amish bitch, I'm spitting visions Nostradamus missed
I take a room full of ballerinas and I teach 'em how to Dougie
I tell a chubby girl she's fat and tell a ugly girl she ugly
I'm overseas spreading STDs to OPPs
I get Mahatma Gandhi robbing old ladies for their groceries
I get Muslims quoting my gross poetry of mostly sleaze
And get the Pope shoving rosary beads in your ovaries
I barely ever put my dick away, hit a chick a day
I make my gay friends eat a chicken sandwich at Chick-fil-A
Far as gunplay, I put the R.A. in the NRA
Losing fans and being hated? Pssh, that's a regular day
Hate speech!

[Chorus]
It's the home of the brave, where we all run free
Are we just a wet vagina hole of a country?
C-cunt, cunt, c-cunt, c-cunt-ry? (say it)
Cunt, cunt, c-cunt, cunt-cunt-ry?
Don't say this, don't say that
It's hateful!
Don't say this, don't say that
It-it's hateful!
Cunt, c-cunt, c-cunt, c-c-cunt-ry?
Wait, that's the c-word
I don't care

[Verse 3]
Yo, I wear fur coats while doing experiments, animal testing
I have holy water for saliva, I'll give your vaginal a blessing
I'll leave you more confused than a half-Black Klan member
Transgender with a bad temper
That was beaten as a kid with an antenna
Call me misogynist, I met a fan and she stopped to cop a flick
She was a gothic chick, I took her home, she started gobbling dick
She stripped and took a topless pic, I put on a boxing flick
I started slobbing the clit
And fucked her to the Paula album by Robin Thicke
Let the youth fight their own battles
And deal with their own bullies
Let the obstacles give them strength
Instead of raising 'em as pussies
I smack society nerds with adjectives and adverbs
You wanna ban words that you think are bad words?
That's backwards, hate speech!

[Chorus]
It's the home of the brave, where we all run free
Are we just a wet vagina hole of a country?
C-cunt, cunt, c-cunt, c-cunt-ry? (say it)
Cunt, cunt, c-cunt, cunt-cunt-ry?
Don't say this, don't say that
It's hateful!
Don't say this, don't say that
It-it's hateful!
Cunt, c-cunt, c-cunt, c-c-cunt-ry?
Wait, that's the c-word
I don't care

[Outro: Rachael Robbins]
The Rugged Man should be censored
Not just the song, the whole person
I wish he would die a slow, painful death
No, you know what? He's living his death on Earth right now
He's in Hell, this man should be in Hell, he's horrible
He is financially ruined, he's emotionally ruined
Someone should reach down his neck and grab his dick and pull it up through his eyeball
He should be killed!