Featuring: Jon Lovitz
Songwriter: Cole Porter
R: I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man
J: Is that what they're saying?
Well did you evah!
What a swell party this is
R: And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl
Unrequited love?
J: Sounds like pure soap opera
R: I may cry
J: Tune in tomorrow
What a swell party this is
J: What frails
What frocks
R: What broads
J: What pearls
What rocks
R: They're bootiful
J: Why, I've never seen such gaiety
R: Neither have I
J: It's all just too, too risqué really
R: This French champagne
J: Domestic
R + J: So good for the brain
R: That's what I was gonna say
J: You know you're a brilliant fellow?
R: Why, thank you
J: Pick up, Jack
But please don't eat that glass, my friend
Have you heard about dear Blanche?
Got run down by an avalanche
R: No!
J: Oh, don't worry, she's a game girl. you know
Got up and finished 4th
R: The kid's got guts
J: Havin' a nice time?
Grab a line
R: Have you heard that Mimsy Star
J: Oh, what now?
R: She got pinched in the Astor Bar
J: Slushed again, ey?
R: She was stoned
J: Well did you evah
R: Never
R + J: What a swell party this is
J: Hey. check out that ass!
R: Aah, it's a lovely dress
Do you think I could talk her out of it?
It's great
J: Ah, it's great
R: So grand
J: So grand
R + J: This wo-o-nderland
R: La la
J: Ladada
We sing
R: Oh we sing
J: So rare
R: So rare
J: Like old camembert
R: Old camembert
R + J: Like ba, ba rum
J: Ba ba ba bum
R: Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum
R + J: Have you heard, it's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well did you evah
What a swell party
A swell party
A swellegant, elegant party this is
J: I drink to your health
R: Naah, let's drink to your wealth
J: You're my bon ami
R: Hey, that's French
J: Liberty
R + J: Fraternity
R + J: Have you heard, it's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well did you evah
What a swell party
Swell party
Swellegant, elegant party this is
You are called the forgotten man
J: Is that what they're saying?
Well did you evah!
What a swell party this is
R: And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl
Unrequited love?
J: Sounds like pure soap opera
R: I may cry
J: Tune in tomorrow
What a swell party this is
J: What frails
What frocks
R: What broads
J: What pearls
What rocks
R: They're bootiful
J: Why, I've never seen such gaiety
R: Neither have I
J: It's all just too, too risqué really
R: This French champagne
J: Domestic
R + J: So good for the brain
R: That's what I was gonna say
J: You know you're a brilliant fellow?
R: Why, thank you
J: Pick up, Jack
But please don't eat that glass, my friend
Have you heard about dear Blanche?
Got run down by an avalanche
R: No!
J: Oh, don't worry, she's a game girl. you know
Got up and finished 4th
R: The kid's got guts
J: Havin' a nice time?
Grab a line
R: Have you heard that Mimsy Star
J: Oh, what now?
R: She got pinched in the Astor Bar
J: Slushed again, ey?
R: She was stoned
J: Well did you evah
R: Never
R + J: What a swell party this is
J: Hey. check out that ass!
R: Aah, it's a lovely dress
Do you think I could talk her out of it?
It's great
J: Ah, it's great
R: So grand
J: So grand
R + J: This wo-o-nderland
R: La la
J: Ladada
We sing
R: Oh we sing
J: So rare
R: So rare
J: Like old camembert
R: Old camembert
R + J: Like ba, ba rum
J: Ba ba ba bum
R: Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum
R + J: Have you heard, it's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well did you evah
What a swell party
A swell party
A swellegant, elegant party this is
J: I drink to your health
R: Naah, let's drink to your wealth
J: You're my bon ami
R: Hey, that's French
J: Liberty
R + J: Fraternity
R + J: Have you heard, it's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well did you evah
What a swell party
Swell party
Swellegant, elegant party this is
Swing When You’re Winning
- It Was a Very Good Year
- One for My Baby
- Do Nothin’ Till You Hear from Me
- Mr. Bojangles
- Ev’ry Time We Say Goodbye
- Straighten Up and Fly Right
- Let’s Face the Music and Dance
- I Will Talk and Hollywood Will Listen
- Eternity (Orchestral version)
- They Can’t Take That Away from Me
- The Lady Is a Tramp
- Me and My Shadow
- Well, Did You Evah!
- Mack the Knife
- Have You Met Miss Jones?
- That’s Life
- Ain’t That a Kick in the Head
- Things
- My Way
- Beyond the Sea
- Somethin’ Stupid
- Swing When You’re Winning (2001)
- Party Like a Russian
- Angels
- Candy
- Feel
- Rock DJ
- She’s the One
- Love My Life
- Come Undone
- Supreme
- Better Man
- Kids
- Let Me Entertain You
- Tripping
- Somethin’ Stupid
- Millennium
- Advertising Space
- Me and My Monkey
- The Road to Mandalay
- A Man for All Seasons
- Heavy Entertainment Show
- You Know Me
- Go Gentle
- Sexed Up
- Bodies