Royce da 5'9"

Released: May 30, 2010

Featuring: Kid Vishis

Songwriter: Kid Vishis Royce da 5'9"

Producer: Royce da 5'9"

[Verse 1: Royce Da 5'9"]
Come away with me
Let's journey to a land where men, are men
And I wish, that this all was a dream
Those skinny jeans, how do you get yo' balls in them things?
And the day that my son should want a pair
That's gon' be the same day that I put a gun to my head
And why would you want your booty to stick out?
Just be glad you're not in jail

[Chorus: Royce Da 5'9"]
You are gay to me, and that's okay to me
But I still hate your pants
You're a fag to me, long as you're happy, be
But that don't mean I have to like your pants

[Verse 2: Royce Da 5'9"]
Where did you buy those things? Are those designer jeans?
Cause I haven't seen 'em at Saks
And I wish, that this all was a dream
You got a crotch like a Ken doll in them jeans
And there's no way I should be able to see the imprint of your knees
And them jeans, make you look like you got big feet
And I wish that y'all would quit it with that dance
And I hope y'all go to hell

[Chorus: Royce Da 5'9"]
You are gay to me, and that's okay to me
But I still hate your pants
You're a fag to me, long as you're happy, be
But that don't mean I have to like your pants

[Outro: Kid Vishis]
Skinny jeans really, gross me out
It's just the whole concept, you know?
Pullin them over your hairy man ass
And then, havin' to peel them off your hairy legs
It's disgusting, Mickey Factz was
In the same room with Joey, when he got punched in the eye
I blame it on the skinny jeans
I blame it on the skinny jeans cause he couldn't react fast enough
Cause his legs was all caught up, in the skinny
I hate skinny jeans

Royce da 5'9", real name Ryan Daniel Montgomery, is undoubtedly one of the underground rap kings of Detroit. The Michigan MC is a long-time collaborator of Eminem’s, meeting him in December 1997, and is noted as one of the greatest lyricists in hip-hop’s history (in 2012, The Source ranked him as the 48th greatest lyricist of all time in their top 50, this questionable ranking unsurprisingly being scrutinized by many as a gross misjudgment).

Although critics have previously cast shade on his ability to create a well-rounded body of work, many, critics included, considered his sophomore effort, Death is Certain (2004), to be a strong album. To learn more in-depth about his solo discography, read this page (the page listed is old, so it is not updated).

Royce is the Bad half of Bad Meets Evil (with Eminem), ¼ of Slaughterhouse (alongside Crooked I KXNG CROOKED, Joe Budden and Joell Ortiz), and ½ of PRhyme (with DJ Premier). Royce currently operates a independent record label, Bad Half Entertainment.

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