Songwriter: Prince

Producer: Matt Mahaffey

Ah...

[Verse 1]
Excuse me, but I need a mouth like yours
2 help me forget the girl that just walked out my door
Funny but it seems that you're alone like me
So if U r go let's come see what we can see

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh, little darlin' if you're free 4 a couple of hours
And if U ain't busy 4 the next 7 years

[Chorus]
And then let's pretend we're married, go all night
There ain't nothin' wrong if it feels alright now
I won't stop until the morning light
Now let's pretend we're married, go all night tonight
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
All the hippies sing together tonight

[Verse 2]
Excuse me but I need your chemistry
Don't U want to be my fantasy?
My girl's gone and she don't care at all
And if she did, so what? C'mon baby, let's ball

[Pre-Chorus]
If you're free 4 a couple of hours
And if U ain't busy 4 the next 7 years

[Chorus]
Then let's pretend we're married, go all night
There ain't nothin' wrong, it feels all right now
I won't stop until the morning light
Now let's pretend we're married, go all night tonight
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
All the hippies sing together tonight

[Breakdown]
Ahh, Prince Rogers Nelson, his royal badness
The man in the purple cape
You know, back in '78 remember?
He had an afro
Prince came out
Dirty Mind, Controversy
Boy, my sister loved those, especially the cover
Then 1999, that's where this little baby
This little gem was constructed
Then Purple Rain
Man, I would love to have touched Apollonia, you know?
The way he did, you know?
And then Around the World in a Day
He's like, getting all crazy, you know?
Parade, charade, Sign o' the Times
Lovesexy, Batman?
Diamonds and Pearls, and then Swing?
What the fuck is Swing?
Who names an album Swing?
Not to mention your own personality
Oh my god

[Verse 1]
Now, excuse me but I need a mouth like yours
2 help me forget the girl that just walked out my door
Let's pretend we're married, do it all night
I won't stop until the morning light, now

[Pre-Chorus]
Let's pretend we're married for free for a couple of hours
And if you ain't busy for the next 15 minutes

[Chorus]
Then let's pretend we're married and go all night
There still ain't nothin' wrong if it feels alright, now
I won't stop until the morning light
Now Let's pretend we're married, go all night
Ooh-we-sha-sha-coo-coo-yeah
All the hippies sing, sing, sing hippies

​sElf

Self is largely the project of Matt Mahaffey, a Murfreesboro, Tennessee-based singer/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist who began writing songs at age four and was a professional drummer at 12.

During high school and college he became proficient at home recording, setting up a studio in his basement and recording demos, some of which eventually became part of his debut album, 1995’s Subliminal Plastic Motives. The album, an eclectic blend of power pop, hip-hop, and samples, earned Self a devoted following and tour dates with big alternative acts like Garbage, 311, and Cracker. After being on the road with touring bandmates guitarist/vocalist Mike Mahaffey, keyboardist/vocalist Chris James, drummer Jason Rawlings, and bassist/vocalist Mac Burrus, Matt Mahaffey celebrated his return to the studio by releasing a small-run album, The Half-Baked Serenade, on the local Spongebath label, which he co-founded. In 1999 Self returned to the limelight with the tonally diverse Breakfast with Girls, which was co-released by Spongebath and Dreamworks. Arriving in 2000, the quirky Gizmodgery was performed exclusively on toy instrumentation and was quickly followed by a pair of free digital releases, Selfafornia and Self Goes Shopping.

In the early 2000s Mahaffey relocated to Los Angeles, where he launched a career as a successful producer and collaborator working with a wide variety of artists like Beck, P!nk, Keith Urban, Butch Walker, and Tenacious D. Self completed a major-label follow-up to Breakfast with Girls in 2004 called Ornament & Crime, though it was ultimately shelved by Dreamworks (however, it finally received an official release via El Camino Media in 2017). Many, if not all, of the songs that were recorded during the Ornament & Crime recording sessions that didn’t make the final album cut appeared in demo form on the self-issued 2005 collection Porno, Mint & Grime. That same year, Mahaffey’s brother and Self bandmate Mike Mahaffey passed away. Over the next decade, Self remained on the back burner while Mahaffey and his other bandmates worked on their own projects. Despite a handful of reunion shows, their next recorded output would be the 2010 single “Could You Love Me Now?,” followed in 2011 by another single, “Looks and Money.” Finally, in 2014, Self returned with a more substantial release in the form of the six-song EP Super Fake Nice. The band continued to perform sporadically over the next few years. ~ Heather Phares, Rovi