The coffee at the hospital
Was a low-down nasty sludge
I got 19 compound fractures and
I'm talking to the judge
And if that judge don't bust you
I'll take you to the one that will
'Cause I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love
Call me a dumbbell, call me a spoiled sport
I tumbled down your staircase
And I'm taking you to court
If that court don't bust you, mama
I'll take you to the one that will
'Cause I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love
(Oh no!)
I would not be on morphine
I swear by god above
My arm and first 3 fingers
Are in a plaster glove
I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love
If that cop don't bust you baby
I'll take you to the one that will
'Cause I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love
The coffee at the hospital
Was a low-down nasty sludge
I got 19 compound fractures, baby
Talkin' to the judge
If that judge don't bust you, mama
I'll take you to the one that will
But I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love
Was a low-down nasty sludge
I got 19 compound fractures and
I'm talking to the judge
And if that judge don't bust you
I'll take you to the one that will
'Cause I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love
Call me a dumbbell, call me a spoiled sport
I tumbled down your staircase
And I'm taking you to court
If that court don't bust you, mama
I'll take you to the one that will
'Cause I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love
(Oh no!)
I would not be on morphine
I swear by god above
My arm and first 3 fingers
Are in a plaster glove
I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love
If that cop don't bust you baby
I'll take you to the one that will
'Cause I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love
The coffee at the hospital
Was a low-down nasty sludge
I got 19 compound fractures, baby
Talkin' to the judge
If that judge don't bust you, mama
I'll take you to the one that will
But I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love
more tracks from the album
From the album
- If the River Was Whiskey (2013)
Spin Doctors popular songs
- Two Princes
- Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong
- The Man
- Wow
- You Let Your Heart Go Too Fast
- Vampires in the Sun
- Margarita
- Gone Mad
- Fisherman’s Delight
- Can’t Say No
- If the River Was Whiskey
- Diamond
- Miss America
- Turn It Upside Down
- Hard to Exist
- Nice Talking to Me
- At This Hour
- How Could You Want Him
- Yo Baby
- More Than Meets the Ear
- Where Angels Fear To Tread
- Happily Ever After
- Laraby’s Gang
- Refrigerator Car