Released: November 7, 2006

Songwriter: Rob Rebeck Krizz Kaliko Katherine Holthe Crystal Watson Tech N9ne

Producer: Rubonyx

[Female Announcers]
And now, for America's #1 show: The Hood Connection
With your host: Rob Ethan!

[Tech N9ne performing the show's theme]
Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's the Hood Connect, we give what the bitch will take
The Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's just the Hood Connect, da da duh-duh-duh dadadada

[Host Rob Ethan and Crowd]
Well, hello, and welcome to the Hood Connection
Today's contestant happens to be torn between three womenThat's his wife, his bitch, and his girl
Boooo!
Ha ha ha, I can't wait to see how this one pans out
But first, a word from our sponsor

[Salesperson and Tech N9ne]
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Ayo, what's sizzlin', this is Tech N9ne
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[Host Rob Ethan and Contestant]
And we're back on the Hood Connection
When we left, our contestant had a choice between his wife...
His bitch...
His girl...
Or you can take them all for the win with the spin of that wheel
What's it gonna be?
I think I'm gonna go for the spin, Rob, I'm gonna go for the spin
He's gonna go the spin!
Ok here we go, I gotta spin this motherfucker
*Wheel spinning*
Ah!

Tech N9ne

Aaron Dontez Yates (born November 8, 1971), better known by his stage name Tech N9ne, is a chopper-style rapper from Kansas City, Missouri. He has been rapping since 1985 and during the ’90s, he was in the hip-hop group Nnutthowze.

In 2000, Tech N9ne, along with Travis O'Guin, founded Strange Music, Inc, the independent record label currently owned by Tech and co-owned by O'Guin. Strange Music currently has 12 artists on its roster.

In 2006, he independently released his album Everready (The Religion), and though his album just prior–Absolute Power– is his highest selling album to date ( 358,000 copies sold), Everready is considered by many to still be his best work.