[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
Man, I finished six city tour, done, hitters
Get it loaded up, you really might wanna come with us
Hittin' sneeze to make sure ain't nobody young with us
Hit up clubs, get up [?] done with us
I love it when they make it jiggle for them pesos
Like Crystal up in San Jose, wow
She got a lot of it, she got a lot of it
I got a lot of it, I got a lot of it
Up in Denver, Colorado it's like she got a machine
Inside of her jeans, lookin' badadabing, yadadamean?
Good girl in the day, but come nightfall
She's gonna ring like sixty gun night ball
If you [?] with N9na, you don't wanna know
They 10 deep and they coming with Kianna, wow
She got a lot of it, she got a lot of it
I got a lot of it, I got a lot of it

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
Eenie, meenie, minie, look at baby tiny
Middle itty bitty, baby coming with me
Headlights
Outlies
We're back in, she got a lot of it
Good god, good gracious
Sticking out girl in both places
She got a lot of it, she got a lot of it
I got a lot of it, I got a lot of it

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
Let's hit the southwest, Albuquerque, New Mexy, sexy
Kicking it with Bulgarian Stephanie
Next to me Destiny, Crystal and Hungarian Nina in Tulsa
In Oklahoma losing my composure
Salt Lake City is major win
[?] got us kickin' it with Asian 'nem
She got a lot of it, she got a lot of it
I got a lot of it, I got a lot of it
Houston and Atlanta, Nashville, Louisiana, girls get crunk
If they man trip they world gets stumped
Up in Missouri they twirl big rumps
KC and Louis's a big deal
[?]
It's mandatory that she get her green
Let her clean
Kali got the finest juggalettes I ever seen
Never snooze, Santa Cruz got that ever green
I heard they kick it up in Sweden, but I've never been
In Auckland the women never talk that yaddaya
Better get ready for ménage à trois
Ethiopians be colder than your [?]
In New Zealand we gettin' crazy with [?]

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
Eenie, meenie, minie, look at baby tiny
Middle itty bitty, baby coming with me
Headlights
Outlies
We're back in, she got a lot of it
Good god, good gracious
Sticking out girl in both places
She got a lot of it, she got a lot of it
I got a lot of it, I got a lot of it

[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
We gotta hit Topeka, Jacklyn and Erica
Girls gone wild in midwestern America
Miss Gottalotta chicks [?]
Tricks tryna holla but she with the big Tech and her hair is up
All around my head, we be clownin' man
Off in Portland with sirens she put it down, damn
She got a lot of it, she got a lot of it
I got a lot of it, I got a lot of it
In Oakland, settin' women and the [?]
Zany brain so I'm saying that [?]
Local [?] lookin' silky but she gave me pain
That Tecca N9na is a playa, playa, ain't he, mane
Been around the world, Sarah, Amy, Cheryl
Make me wanna holla at them, got a lot of girls
She got a lot of it, she got a lot of it
I got a lot of it, I got a lot of it

[Chorus: Tech N9ne]
Eenie, meenie, minie, look at baby tiny
Middle itty bitty, baby coming with me
Headlights
Outlies
We're back in, she got a lot of it
Good god, good gracious
Sticking out girl in both places
She got a lot of it, she got a lot of it
I got a lot of it, I got a lot of it

Tech N9ne

Aaron Dontez Yates (born November 8, 1971), better known by his stage name Tech N9ne, is a chopper-style rapper from Kansas City, Missouri. He has been rapping since 1985 and during the ’90s, he was in the hip-hop group Nnutthowze.

In 2000, Tech N9ne, along with Travis O'Guin, founded Strange Music, Inc, the independent record label currently owned by Tech and co-owned by O'Guin. Strange Music currently has 12 artists on its roster.

In 2006, he independently released his album Everready (The Religion), and though his album just prior–Absolute Power– is his highest selling album to date ( 358,000 copies sold), Everready is considered by many to still be his best work.